Please Don't Be Like This Guy
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Published 2023-06-24
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All Comments (21)
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this man had an entire conversation with her WITHOUT her bro LMFAOO
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Imagine you think to your self “the worst thing she can say is no “ and then Penguinzz drops a 25 minute video making fun of you😂😂😂
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Him calling her baby doll literally made my skin invert inside out.
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He's not interested in her, he's interested in hearing himself speak, he's interested in the fantasy of being a cute, quirky guy a woman like her will be interested in. She's just a hostage in his one man-act he's performing..on her. A stranger he tracked down,a stranger he knows nothing about - and clearly doesn't want to.
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dude has to be playing a character, there's no way you can be this awkward and confident at the same time.
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Dude was having a full on conversation with himself and laughing at his own jokes. Patrick Bateman vibes.
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He cusses like he’s just discovered bad words 💀
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This dude sounds so manic, like he sounds like the anxious type to completely meltdown and threaten to off himself when he’s rejected.
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This is actually so crazy. He’s so awkward, egotistical, confident but also self aware about how fucking weird he is.
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This dude sounds legitimately insane at points. He swaps between quirky and serial killer so naturally
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I am shocked by how many people are saying he is charismatic. I genuinely think the sheer arrogance of having a one-sided conversation this intense is agonising. My panties are dry as death valley in July.
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Calling her bio “the bee’s knees” made an angel lose its wings.
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He's not like other creeps. He's quirky.
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Him throwing in that “Babydoll” was like a mental flashbang.
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dude the first two voice memos are like he's applying for a job😭
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he sounds like he would greet women by calling them "M'lady" while tipping a Fedora hat
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Dude sounds confident yet awkward, charismatic yet creepy, and quirky yet cringe ALL at the same time. Fascinating.
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Sending a 5 minute long voice note is criminal behaviour under pretty much any circumstance
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the way he talks is like an anime character explaining how they got into a sticky situation, and as they talk it shows the goofy adventures and goobers that got them there.
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The fact this dude also found his way into this comment section is terrifying
