"We Didn't Start the Bizarre" (A JoJo Song Parody by: Riverdude)

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Published 2020-07-08
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Easily the most parodied song of all time, "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel is an absolutely perfect song to parodied by JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. 5 verses, 5 animated parts. It honestly couldn't be more perfect. My friend Chase and I worked hard to make this the best parody possible and I really hope you all will love it. This will probably be my last major parody song for a while so I wanted to go out with a bang. Thank you for the continued support and I love you all!!!

Lyrics

Speedwagon, Ogre Street, Wind Knight’s Lot, Tonpetti
Jack the Ripper, Poco, both Dire and Straitzo
Phantom Blood, Zeppeli, Erina, Araki
Stone Mask, George is dead! “Lift this rock”, Slice of bread.

Joestar Mansion, Adam’s Licks, Jonathan, Father Styx
Doobie, Playstation 2, Boxing match,Okitsu
Dio Brando, Sword of Luck, Wang Chan, Gift of Pluck
Zoom Punch, Overdrive, Second Coffin? LEARN TO DRIVE


We didn’t start the Bizarre
It was always Active
Since the masks were crafted

We didn’t Start the Bizarre
No we didn’t write it
But we learned to like it



Joseph’s Hamon, Booger Cop, Smokey, Launch a Bottle Top
Donobang, Crashing planes, Ceiling-Cross Block
Finger Gun, Tommy Gun, Lisa Lisa, “That’s her son!”
Snow Cliff,Mexico, Peeking through a Lock

Stroheim, eye beam, Sing Along to “Bloody Stream”
Esididsi, Pillar Men, Clacker Volley, “AWAKEN”
Wammu, Tequila, Al Nero Di Seppia
Caesar's Gift, UV Ray, "I know what you're gonna say!"


We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
No, we didn't write it
But we learned to like it


Desert Rock, Camera Chop, Pakistan, Steely Dan
Shark Punch, Plane Crash, You Can’t Deflect the Emerald Splash!
Hol Horse, Creepy Doll, “Oh! That’s a Baseball!”
Vanilla Ice, Strength, Gray Fly, How many times did Avdol Die?

Platinum, Jotaro, Polnareff, “OH NO!”,
Submarine, Cairo, The return of DIO
Water Tower, Throwing Knives, “Get out of here, HE’S STILL ALIVE”
ZA WARUDO, Stopping time, Holly Kujo’s feeling fine!


We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
No, we didn't write it
But we learned to like it


Josuke, The Hand, shoot an arrow, gain a stand
Tonio, Morioh, Sayin’ “Yo” to Angelo

Echoes, Mikitaka, Yoshikage Kira
Rohan, Jan Ken, Joseph is your father, man!

Lick a bug, Love Deluxe, Win a couple hundred bucks
Shigechi, blown away,
“BITES THE DUST, REWIND THE DAY”


We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
No, we didn't write it
But we learned to like it


Giorno, King Crimson, Polnareff is back again
Polpo, Bruno, La Squadra, Capo
Liar, Lighter, Pistols Dine, terror on an airline
Koichi Leave Japan, Trish is gonna lose a hand

Toilet Fortune, Train Ride, Banana Flavored Suicide
Growing plants, Torture Dance, drugs, crime, ‘Pari’ France
Abbacchio is on the Shore, Cioccolata’s got a saw
Choosing from the number 4, I Can’t take it anymore!

We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
But when we are gone,
will it still go on, and on, and on, and on…..

We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
No, we didn't write it
But we learned to like it


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All Comments (21)
  • @a.garcia9115
    This song: is 4 minutes and 44 seconds Mista: screams in italian
  • Dio: Stops The Bizarre Kars: Flexes The Bizarre Kira: Rewinds The Bizarre Diavolo: Skips The Bizarre Pucci: Resets The Bizarre Valentine: From Another Bizarre
  • @daniljack8324
    3:42 at this moment I realized that I hope even after thousand of years jojo still won't be forgotten
  • There are two kinds of people in this world: either you watched JoJo and are HOOKED and absolutely LOVE this song, or you just heard about it from friends/the internet and find this cringey. Drop a like if you're the first kind
  • @catnipsmoker360
    1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future" 2020: "Banana Flavored Suicide"
  • @dio2447
    Part 1 starting with Dio coming: "we didn't start bizzare" Part 6 starting with homocide: "you didn't?"
  • @l3onardomgbr
    "Lisa Lisa, that's her son!" not even 3 seconds later "Peeking through a lock! (Nice!)"
  • @tetsupannn
    This song is more fire than the Joestar mansion
  • @bootyman20
    First JoJo universe: opens with a tragedy in the rain First JoJo universe: ends with a tragedy in the rain
  • @jokhan6622
    can we just appreciate how smooth the stardust crusaders part was
  • @WG_269
    My friend said that this is exactly what Jojo is , a mashup of random words & events for some forsaken reason. Love it
  • @mutantmaster1
    To quote someone from youtube: all of JoJo Bizarre Adventures started because a carriage driver couldn't do his damn job
  • Part 1-2: Masks were reason behind the bizzare Part 3: DIO was reason behind the bizzare Part 4-6: Arrows were reason behind the bizzare Part 7-8: IT WAS ALL JESUS CHRIST
  • @revert2681
    iggy in anime:dies saving polnareff and dies how a hero iggy in ova: dies because goes afk Edit: HOW I HAVE 900+ LIKES
  • @canine8284
    The father: We Didn't Start the Fire The son: You Can't Fight the Homestuck The (Stand) Spirit: We Didn't Start the Bizarre
  • @SaberNate
    “How many times has avdol died?” “How many breads have you eaten in your life?”
  • @Darkoriax17
    I just heard the original song on the radio yesterday and I remembered seeing this in my recommended before and was like “what the hell I’ll give it a listen.” Now I will use this to explain what JoJo is about to non JoJo fans.