Dirty one-liners: Gary Delaney funny jokes from Comedy Club Classics: 2000-2013

Gary Delaney
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Published 2021-01-16
This is some rude jokes from my special Comedy Club Classics: 2000-2013 which is released on Blue Monday 18th January 2021 as a free download for everyone on my mailing list. You can join up at www,garydelaney.com, if it's after that date you'll still get sent a link for the download with the confirmation. This clip was basically the closing chunk of my club set for years. Most the jokes were too rude for telly so they haven't been on Mock the Week or Live at the Apollo. This special is all the jokes from my first tour, the second tour will be released later this year and is called Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017 I'm hoping they get enough views on line that my third tour gets bought by Amazon or Netflix or some such.

My fourth tour 'Gary In Punderland' starts this Summer (to allow time for vaccine rollout) and will continue throughout 2022 and, if it sells like the last tour, well into 2023. Currently on sale dates are available to see at www.garydelaney.com. Most of my regular venues are still out of action due to Covid hence the great many missing towns and cities. Don't worry, I've not forgotten you! As we return to normal these towns will hopefully be added as will more dates in the places that sold out too fast for people to get tickets. Whenever new tickets go on sale I'll let everyone on my mailing list know. You can also sign up for alerts for your area on my website www.garydelaney.com

I've got a joke book out called Pundamentalist if you like that sort of thing. It's got 1000 jokes in it, none of which are in Gary In Punderland. All the usual places for the UK, www.bookdepository.com for international orders.

I'm also on Twitter @GaryDelaney Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian and Facebook @GaryDelaneyComedian and post a joke a day on those pretty much all the time.
All Comments (21)
  • @GaryDelaneyComedian
    Tour dates: www.garydelaney.com/ More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows. If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.
  • @donb3557
    One of the funniest comedians out there absolutely love his act.
  • @DanielSilva-gf4kk
    Moved to England 3 years ago. Definitely a country with amazing comedians. Bravo Mr Delaney, you made my day. 😀
  • @kalam3963
    Absolutely fantastic, had me in stitches and I noticed he had some new material as well.
  • @shmookins
    The crowd couldn't stop laughing. You are on fire!
  • @EleanorPeterson
    He gives fantastic value for money. It's not just quality material (some comics would drag 10 of Gary's gags out into an hour-long set), but his delivery is superb. Being in the audience is like being hit by a machine-gun of fun. He's married to Sarah Millican, too; I bet even their domestic rows are hilarious... :-)
  • @pitchblackjack
    Gary is the best comedian currently on the circuit, fists down.
  • @kmjeffels
    This was the best video I have seen for Gary!
  • @thefreedomguyuk
    Gary, where have you been all my life ?? Or, rather, I must have been living under a rock. Only found you here today !! I haven't laughed this hard for ages. Absolutely brilliant material, will try and catch one of your shows. -I will leave the wife at home...,
  • @davidkelly2
    Comedy as it should be. My favourite Mock The Weeks are the ones with Gary on it.
  • @jparky1972
    Thanks Gary. Needed a good laugh and that routine really hit the spot. 😄
  • @keefbeef
    Shaking tins! Cracks me up. So funny this guy