All Josephs ''Your Next Line Is'' Quotes-JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R

I love the fact that Joseph VA really try to impersonate the voices in a mocking way for each VA unlike in old ASB

It's amazing how Joseph could accurately predict Ghiaccio’s long ass rant.

I just imagine Joseph and Old Joseph going in a circle. "You're going to say..." "You're going to say 'you're going to say'..."

Joseph’s ability to predict what someone says is beyond king crimson’s ability even Diavolo was surprised

The fact that Iggy and Pet Shop are shocked by Joseph's predictions implies that he can understand their speech and speak it back to them

Joseph: Your next line is: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about 20 minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there was no issues at my last checkup. I'm trying to explain that i'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning or losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone. Yoshikage Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about 20 minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there was no issues at my last checkup. I'm trying to explain that i'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning or losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone. NANI--?!

You know what I love about this gag? There's literally no explanation for it he just clairvoyantly knows what people are going to say next

No way. Young Joseph's VA can almost impersonate Old Joseph's VA perfectly!

7:32 His mocking of Ghaccio's full nerdout is glorious

2:26 All the characters just gasped in surprise, while old Joseph said "Nani?"

3:42 man to bird communication

5:54 THE ACCURACY DEADASS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES

"Baoh shuddered in horror..." LMFAO

It’s Hilarious how he tries to imitate everyone but, predicts Yukako’s Words in the most manliest voice he can muster😂

His Old Joseph and Esidisi impressions are S-Tier

i’m amazed nobody’s talked about joseph impersonating iggy bc that was legendary LMAO

Rest in peace Unsho Ishizuka 2:09

I think a funny Joseph vs. Himself interaction could be "Your next line is: Don't try to pull that trick on me!" "Don't try to pull that trick on me! Wh- dammit!"

Joseph is so cool that he predicted his own next line

He's actually doing impressions instead of just repeating the line. That's a nice new detail the original didn't have.