Wedding Weirdo
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Published 2024-02-18
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All Comments (21)
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The fact NO ONE else is laughing. Not even his wife was laughing. Bro has zero self awareness
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I bet Cody was that class clown that hadn’t learned they’re not funny.
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The reason why this feels yuckier is cause the bride is absolutely disappointed, and so is everyone else at the wedding.
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the fact that they’ve been engaged since 2017 is insane
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Now this is a divorce speedrun
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him giggling at his own jokes surrounded by silence is some joker type stuff
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Cake face smashing is also dangerous because there are often little pillars inside it to keep the structure and that could pierce your face, like your eye
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he just looks like a child being forced to say something nice to his mom after he called her dumb
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She looked so beautiful and was so genuine. She deserved so much more than a 'shut up' ring and a douchbag of a man.
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Whoever told that guy to be himself gave him a bad advice
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Some people are so allergic to sincerity that they will sabotage their whole life to avoid it
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I'm not married but I cannot imagine doing this to my wife on our wedding day. Taking one of the best days of her life and making it about high school level humor
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The fact that the officiary didn't even try to hide his disdain says everything. Was straight up staring a hole through this clown
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When he said “she’s the brains of the operation” it told me everything I needed to know about that relationship. Not hard to guess that she takes care of everything and he just shows up, doesn’t give a fuck about her, or the effort she put in
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He clearly didn't want to get married. It was like he was daring someone to stop the wedding.
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She planned the wedding and put in all the hard work, while he couldn't even be bothered to write any vows. This should tell her how her relationship will go from now on.
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Cakes will sometimes have wooden support pegs between the layers. There have been cases of peoples' faces being impaled on these after someone pushed their face into the cake.
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Hats off to him for admitting she wasn't worth the effort of writing his wedding vows. What a charming display of selflessness there.
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I swear to you, if my fiancé and soon to be husband acted like THIS when you’re supposed to be saying your heartfelt vows, I would be like “sorry everyone, the wedding’s off” 😂 I would straight up leave. Sooooo embarrassing.
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“By the power invested in me by the state of Kentucky” Me, a Kentuckian: …yep, that checks.
