Losing my mind trying to no hit Mike

idk why i made this video but hey thankfully this exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJe4qK6e9jA

The saltiest part is that he kept on getting hit by the salt attack. He was losing his mind to salt. It was the salt, that made him salty Edit: wow everyone, thanks for the likes. I know this is old by now but this is my most popular comment in history, and even just the content creator (Max) commenting on this makes me really happy, thank you all. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🧂

Mergs editing is the most convenient and hysterical thing I have seen in a while. I love it. Here you are clearly able to see the psychological damage distrust did to his brain.

It cracks me up that Merg got so mad he devolved into Jolly wanker's old style of commentary, but special mention to 4:42 where Merg is so embarrased about the triangle question that he put an entire wall to explain himself.

You… actually linked my no hit run. Dang… thanks a lot dude.

2:15 ''when the cold steak hits the pan like a big pizza pie,that's sunny''

6:33 us laughing at Merg's suffering be like

I feel Merg still has some of that april fools humor in him.

"you seem rather tense" Merg, having a panic attack: perhaps

5:47 Where it all begins.

"Ignore this bruise, i fell down the stairs" Kris: I was the stairs Merg: ayo the pizza here Mari: '-'

1:10 "Directed by Mike Bay" I love that you actually made that both a Michael Bay joke and a Mike themed joke at the same time

Oh so THAT’S why Merg had a slight interval of video silence. Now I know. Oh god immediately there’s so much text 0:01 oh nice 2015 reference with the dab kris cool attempt tracker too I love how intuitive the celebratory numbers are 0:03 Merg that’s not how you talk to a fellow entertainer 0:06 Merg don’t be so cocky we saw how your fate ended out 0:22 Merg I think you’re mistaken we didn’t rip the teeth we just smacked it I think it would be far more cruel and painful if we miraculously ripped out Mike’s teeth. Even in trying times Kris knows his duty and goal. The eternal Banana dab. 0:25 well at least the cockiness is mutual from both sides of the party. 0:41 with how quick the words are flashing it’s reminding me of GradeAUnderA’s quick flash picture humor God I have to speed pause and unpause just like when Merg speed reads flavor text this is giving me ear flashbacks to Omori OH I FINALLY GOT IT “That’s why no facecam” Aw Merg I’m sure your face looks downright gorgeous and is not obscene in the slightest 0:50 Merg now has Shaggy capabilities. 0:51 to another Deltarune fangame, I’ve heard a lot of things about my suffering with how my screams echo back to me from my walls. 0:52 Aw Mike is so polite how nice of him :) 0:59 someone finally finds me funny! 1:02 ayo these projectiles having some suspicious dialogue from these nose boops Merg be providin’ 1:13 yes sometimes it is nice to take a few steps back and truly appreciate the amount of people watching a salty cherry (very flavorful really balances the variables out) 1:14 yea that’s for Merg to do himself 1:17 it makes sense that Merg would be salty at the salt attack, some excess salt would have just landed on him. 1:32 You think Mike’s just gonna stand there and take it? 1:47 don’t worry Mike just wants to give you a muffin gift basket “I had a dream in which someone stole my flour and the thief was sending me muffins in the mail they baked with it.” 2:15 Omori as in Omori reference or WHAT DID THEY DO TO OMORI WHY DID THEY COOK AND TURN HIM INTO A STEAK?? 2:49 now we’re eyeballin’ 2:53 now everyone can send you muffins yay 3:00 Aw man he already has a case of the pink eye and you go ahead and put salt in the wound (I mean you already had the ingredients tenfold) 3:25 he can only sitting down you Makes sense since he has no legs (is face) 3:37 “Harder” What am I watching. 3:48 “lewd ?” WHAT AM I WATCHING. 4:18 If you’re god, then why did you make your form so unbelievably goofy looking bro Like you could’ve chosen ANYTHING but yea a very vulnerable face just seemed to tickle you silly 4:31 “She was just so passionate..” “She just wanted everything to play out perfectly.” “I should’ve done things differently..” “I guess that’s what happens when you’re too enthusiastic about the pizza arriving..” 4:41 humor prevails don’t worry 5:15 Mike with his greater dog cosplay 5:29 Third times a charm? 5:41 you have to face your demons one day 5:46 Oof that’s gotta hurt. Literally. But also in the soul too that’s gotta sting. Like a bee. 6:13 gotta catch em all. All the salts. Pokemerg! 6:23 o u eben gawt dat fahr tew? Mayn dat moost sack. 6:39 Aw Merg was playing too much and got hurt Goodness this outtake video was just brutal. 6:40 oh I love the salt n’ pepper diner, was one of the best skits. 6:42 wait Merg how did you turn the pepper into salt? Are you by chance a spice bender? Oh my goodness if this is the truth could you do me a solid and turn all my excess cilantro into paprika? I don’t like cilantro all that much cause it tastes like soap and I was y’know wondering how charitable you were feeling today. Now I realize it probably isn’t a lot considering y’know..

I love how everytime that someone mentions or shows a steak or stairs, Merg immediately remembers about Omori.

im now convinced that editor merg and video merg are two absolutely different entities and i love it

I personally love these kinds of videos with small funny dialogue edited. Well done! 10/10 from me. (loved the Omori steak reference)

1:17 that attack pretty much sums up the entire video

"Finally a worthy opponent... Our battle will be legendary!"

Merg seems really chill when he does a voiceover commentary but when he gets hold of a text window, oh boy

The comedy in this video seems so out of character but it's really funny lmao