An Architect Reviews: The Starfarer [Star Citizen]

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Published 2020-06-21
In this installment of my ongoing series, I utilize my skills in the real world to examine the MISC Starfarer, one of the oldest and ugliest ships in the game. This should be interesting...

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All Comments (21)
  • @TelApathy07
    "Expertly framed in shot lies before you, the ugliest ship in Star Citizen" Damn killed her not even 10 seconds in
  • @richardlont4480
    "A ship like this will be with you 'til the end of your life." "Because it's a deathtrap."
  • @Corgblam
    I love how you dont even mention all the shorted wires and power conduits throwing sparks everywhere, even down on to the crew beds, and the leaking jets of gas from basically every space in the interior paneling.
  • @ihil4620
    Found a wreck of these, and to be honest it was amazing. I was able to lose myself in a maze of decrepit corridors and holes to retrive the box. It was seriously fun, and exploring wrecks is one of my favorite activities in star citizen
  • @blckwtr2880
    I like how you completely destroy that ship while keeping your very calm voice
  • Lmao, you literally showed me rooms I didn’t know I had in my starfarer 😂 10/10 design clarity
  • @d0oz3yduck48
    I feel like it'd be fun to play murder mystery in this ship given the layout
  • I’m not gonna lie, my main issue isn’t with the layout (which is horrendous) it’s the various sparking conduits and unknown gasses venting into the corridor. I’m a lot less scared of getting lost than I am about the section I’m stood in suddenly becoming open to the void! “Welcome aboard! We are going to space!” sees all the sparks and venting gas “Nah fam, not with me you’re not!”
  • @jocax188723
    10 seconds in: “first blood!” 3 minutes in: “fatality!” 10 minutes in: “Stop! Stop! It’s already dead! Please, for the love of god, stop!”
  • @milosh226
    The fact that every corner on the ship is sparking doesn't really help it's case either
  • Comming back to this video after Xenothreat event, to infiltrate the starfarer wreck and navigate to the hangar while eliminating the pirates showed how this ship was thought as a FPS map. It was one of the first big ship thought for the FPS module, meant to be boarded by player to fight inside. And this approach was really obvious during Xenothreat. The starfarer is a badly designed ship, but a really nice FPS map. Like if while creating IT CIG did'nt thought it could be used by players as a ship to flight and use in normal conditions. It's like someone made a counter strik map and then glued a cockpit and some thruster on it.
  • @techypriest7523
    "I do however question the location of a window in these quarters though seeing as how, some crewmate be tempted to break it to relieve themselves from this nightmare." You said it yourself on your hammerhead episode- how the windows are actually carbon nanotubes which have a similar if not equal strength to that of steel. So, I suspect the airlock is used to serve that function.
  • @REYNwashere
    "Rather than having excessive hallways which are just every which way with no organization" I immediately flashbacked to the days when I was a young seaman walking aboard an aircraft carrier for the first time ever and thinking, "WHY SRE THERE SO MANY GOT DANG HALLWAYS IN THIS SHIP?" (Opens random door and almost falls overboard)
  • @BillyTzENDURO
    I would love a video on the reclaimer! I took a look around on it at an event and loved its vibe! reminded me of the 1979 Alien aesthetic
  • @christianmaheu
    Ah ha... very well done Morphologis! I love all your episodes of "An Architect Review" series, but this one as to top them all! Loved this so much and thanks for the good laughs! BTW, I totally agree with you, I went several time in the Starfarer and got lost very... single... time! 😀
  • @roberthill5549
    "If you have four teeth, eight fingers, one permanently squinty eye, and favor your shorter leg, you'll feel right at home on the Starfarer." - Morphologis 2020
  • @kaldax23
    TIL that the Starfarer is basically a portable FPS map
  • @eymaslacker
    The sarcasm on the captain's quarters is hilarious!