'Football needs him' ⚽ | Pep Guardiola speaks about Klopp, Arsenal, the final day & his future!

Pep will never get a heart attack because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him

Pep doesn't sweat. He makes his skin cry

When Pep looks in the mirror he doesn't see a reflection because there's only one Pep

" Pep will undoubtedly go down as one of the greatest ever . My memories of him are not the 3 years we spent fighting in Spain. That was just . Power vs Power . Rivalry at its peak . Peak Messi Ronaldo . Peak iniesta Ozil . The 2 best managers at that time. Fighting for records . However my memories of him are the 4 years in Barcelona where we were friends. And at united when my dad passed away he knew what my father meant to me and he gave me a call . That is who pep is . Not just great manager. Fantastic person " Jose mourinho

Pep never flush the toilet. He simply scares the shite out of it

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he already had a missed call from Pep

Pep is the only man who can divide by zero

When Pep misses his flight, the plane comes back to get him

Pep once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it

They say Julius Caesar gave the best speeches before battle but he never managed to give his soldiers a Pep talk

When Pep's phone ring in the theater, they pause the movie

The only time Pep was ever wrong was when he thought that he had made a mistake

Pep wakes up the alarm every morning

They say Napoleon was the greatest strategist but he never managed to conquer England like Pep

When Pep arrives late, u must apologize for being early.

They say Michelangelo was the greatest artist but he never managed to paint the entire England sky blue the way Pep did

Pep invented Pep talk

When Neill Armstrong took his first step on the moon he saw Pep sitting on a rock smoking his cigar 🚬

Pep taught Sun Tsu the art of war

Pep is so wise even Zlatan has to think twice ✌️