Every Totino’s Ever - SNL
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Published 2020-01-31
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All Comments (21)
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"What's your name?" "I've never had one" Brilliant writing.
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Vanessa really masters the whole “smiling but dead inside” acting. She’s pretty amazing lol
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"Draw me like one of your hungry guys."
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"doesn't your wife wanna watch the game?" "nah she has an activity pack" sticky hand intensifies
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That last one never gets old. I still crack up when she speaks French.
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In the first skit we see her husband's friend Steven checking her out and taking an interest in her. She later goes on to divorce her first husband and marry Steven. In the last skit we see how Steven has fallen into the same habit of dismissing his wife. She then has an affair with his friend's sister. Hopefully Sabine never takes her for granted like her hungry guys did.
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I never put together that the "I never had one" line wasnt just random, they never actually gave her a name in the first two sketches.
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They lied about Totino‘s, I bought mine last night and I’m still not kissing Kristen Stewart and speaking in French.
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When Sabine says, "What are YOU hungry for?" makes me tear up a little after watching all the other Totino commercials beforehand. She finally found someone who values her. LOL! God, I'm a sap!
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I stan Unnamed Totino Wife
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Notice that no more Totino’s sketches were made? I have a theory. After Sabine ignited that flame of passion inside of her she left her husband & now lives happily with Sabine (who’s independently wealthy). They spend all day drawing, painting, making love & of course, eating delicious Totino’s pizza rolls! 👍🏻
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These skits combined are a real emotional roller coaster. Drama, horror, romance, activity packs, they tell a story that has it all.
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Before this skit I never knew I had a Kristen Stewart fantasy
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I heard somewhere that every lesbian music video has a water scene, and I’m here to point out that the Totino scene with Vanessa Bayer and Kristen Stewart satisfies this requirement
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If totinos actually made commercials like this I would buy them out of stock
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OMG, I didn't realize that Vanessa and Kristen are literally five feet behind the guys all that time. What a great way to show these guys are oblivious to women.
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I can’t believe none of her marriages work...
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Can we just talk about the hidden plot of the affair and the stolen wife
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I can't believe you titled this "Every Totino’s Ever" when "The Totino's Trilogy" was. right. there.
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I'm so glad she ended up with someone that appreciated both her and her Totinos
