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‘The Cat in the Ass’ is my favourite Dr. Seuss book

Man, I miss Damien. He's an awesome narrator, sad he left EmKay. Not that I don't like Lexi, Robin, and Jack, but Damien was great too. Edit: I know Damien is back guys thx lol

Damien is the funniest one due to his laugh as well as his narration lol

this is true heaven

"... but I am worried, it has anti-christian undertones" made me laugh so hard 😂

3:04 Norwegian here! Can confirm. nothing like a quick stripe of my enemies crushed and powdered bones to lighten the mood and energize me to end more of'em.

I don´t know what´s funnier,the memes or Damien´s laugh

12:14 my calculations, assuming that one bee is 0.5cm x 0.5cm x 1.8cm and that a Lexus GX has a volume of 1832 litres, result in 4,070,704 bees

@EmKay Pin this, the world needs to know: A Lexus GX would have an interior volume of between 4 million and 6 million cubic centimeters. 10,000 bees fit into a space of approximately 6300 cubic centimeters. So effectively: (5,000,000 / 6300) * 10,000 = 7,936,507 bees on average. Or between 6,349,206 and 9,523,809 bees, assuming western honey bees. This is assuming they're squished together, so for a more realistic estimate, the lower end of that range would be more representative of the actual amount of bees in the car. Bear in mind these are rough approximations, and the amount of bees can vary based on age of the bee, exact type of bee, as well as how hard you squish them together, but i don't think the absolute upper limit of quantity of bees smushed in a Lexus GX would surpass 12 million bees. So next time you and your friends bring up how many of which animal can fit in a Lexus GX, you can impress your friends by telling them how many bees fit in a Lexus GX under a number of different circumstances! :)

Oh my god I remember watching Between the Lions in like 2nd grade (2005 I think?) and I legitimately had no idea what it was called, and haven't seen it since then so it's nothing more than a vague memory. Until watching this video I thought it had merely been a fever dream. Thank you.

Man EmKay, you have yet to disappoint. Every vid is just like a bag of cucumbers. I eat the bag and not the cucumbers and it tastes very good 😋

15:50 what makes me uncontrollably mad is the fact there's only 7 hotdogs.

2:14 was the most contagious laughter I've ever heard.

Damien's sniper impression near the beginning was genuinely phenomenal

Absolutely one of my favorite Subreddits

4:51 is a really wholesome boomer comic actually. It shows you why books are so good to begin with, without having to compare them to phones or anything. Plus the character is a cute little goober guy

Dude I can’t with Damien’s laugh at 2:15

I like how the person listening to only Crazy Frog broke the laws of time to listen to it for about 18 years in the span of 1 (since there's 525,600 minutes in a year)

i absolutely love the emkay community, some of the nicest people you’ll meet on the internet ‼️‼️‼️

have a nice watch everyone <3