Republican Canvasser vs. Progressive Voter

The only unrealistic part of this was that the Republican actually accepted facts.

As someone with a disability F the canvasser for trying to use people like me as props & pretending to care.

Republicans do not respond well to "Why should that bother me?"

"But Afghanistan..." "Trump set the withdrawal date. Stop wearing your betrayal like it's a medal."

Republicans - "We care about election integrity!" also Republicans - "Our insurrectionist attempts to overturn elections are fine, actually."

The greatest injustice here is that the son had to wait for his hosedown.

If you hadn't said the son was 24, I'd have thought the plot twist would be the son is a dog.

This is the kind of attitude progressives should be uplifting. Educated and ready to counter every talking point

Trans kids parents also pay school taxes.

Not just GOP Canvasser versus Progressive Voter but INFORMED Progressive Voter. And per usual, the canvasser ain't so well informed. Big surprise, eh?

I've done this with pollsters before. Youngkin negotiated a sweetheart deal to build a new arena for the Caps in my backyard (and guess who was supposed to be paying for it?), and a pollster for one of Alexandria's mayoral candidates called me up. 1. No, I don't want this being built in my city 2. No, it's not for worries it'll attract "undesirables" to my neighborhood 3. Property values have already made this area unaffordable—why would I want them higher? 4. How does your candidate feel about the Caps' owner getting massive tax breaks when our city schools' special ed programs are underfunded? I was then asked a series of BS "how much do you agree with this statement?" questions. All in all, I'm confident I wasted the pollster's time to the maximum of my ability. Hopefully she was being paid by the hour and not by the call.

I bet the son pulls down twice minimum wage but still can't afford to move out. I bet he pays an entirely fair rent and does his share of the household chores unprompted. This seems like a very healthy family.

"Will you take a leaflet?" was the cherry on top of this delightful sketch.

This has actually happened to me. Made the little trumper youth yell, cry, and run away

This guy had way more patience and civility than I would for a GOP canvasser coming to my house.

The response to ever conservative hate mongering talking point. "Why should I be mad about it?"

Having done canvassing myself, I would LOVE IT if more voters were this well-informed.

lol This was fantastic. If a person is neither angry nor scared, Republicans have a hard time.

Canvassar : Are you concerned about your tax dollars being used to educate your children on dei and wokeism? Voter : im concerned with various republicans wanting to scrap the dept of education and get rid of public schools forcing families to attempt to educate their children on severely reduced income if one parent has to give up their job to do so, and that if the average private school, which is free to exclude children from participating in them, costs about $12000+ dollars per year, per child, which the average family in this country cannot afford either,. And thats the cost while the public option is available. Without that they could set it much higher I should be mad at that

The party of 'Small Government' sure seems to have trouble minding their own business.