“I Sold Mansions to Janitors” - Tim Dillon - Full Special

Published 2024-03-22
Tim Dillon brags about his sales acumen, reminisces about being from Long Island and bemoans the frozen yogurt store experience.

Original airdate: October 19, 2018

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All Comments (21)
  • @SONOFABITCH
    posting a 6+ year old special tells us how well Comedy Central is doing.
  • @ls_812
    Straightest gay man of all time
  • @briansays1277
    He looked uncomfortable the entire time, and then when he got into ice cream it was flawless reign of confidence
  • @Dylan-Dead
    “Some husk of a human being in the back sayd dip n dots”…😂😭
  • @MrViciousway
    That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious 😂
  • @teasquare
    shame all of the truly funny parts were edited out--having seen him live, his best stuff can't be published online lol
  • @np494609
    Tim Dillon is the best stand up comic I’ve seen. Seen him twice and none of his jokes the second time were recycled
  • That whole ice cream bit was a great closer. Real answer: Thrifty had the best.
  • @derekdcomedian
    I almost never belly laugh to comedy on YouTube, but this made me shake uncontrollably. He's amazing, and my favorite bombastic big boy.
  • @Sargedawg-mh6ne
    The crowd work concept at the end is smart, cuz he clearly already knew what he would say for each ice cream brand but let the crowd pick theirs and have him talk, so he gets crowd work but he doesn’t have to think on the spot too much, and it’s not cheating or lame I just think it’s a cool way to do it. I mean I’ve seen people do similar I’m just saying it’s a good idea
  • I think TD is actually the smartest and most entertaining comedian of the day. Can’t get enough of
  • I saw him live recently and his next special is going to be the best special we’ve seen in years
  • I love tim dillon. I don’t get why people don’t like his stand up. I really wish there was more footage out of him doing it
  • @michaeljohn8905
    Im a proud Long Islander from MATTITUCK L.I. And those are facts about the LIRR . What a mess that train is. Great comedy.
  • @tzarp4345
    Gotta say this was better than his recent Netflix special
  • @devod123
    Dude is brilliant and has one of the funniest and insightful podcasts out there!
  • @alias7343
    Tim Dillon is cleary over the line in this special. Dip'n Dots are the best thing since freeze-dried ice cream.
  • @Brett101792
    I don't think anybody in the entire state of Louisiana knew what happened during the housing market collapse in '08, much less anybody in a Nola theater lol