Manscaped rejected my idea

I sincerely hope Joel does not develop a passing interest in colonoscopy.

I honestly have no idea how they could reject such an incredible invention

That “probably just a mole” joke is severely underrated

i would call it the tractor because it is way to big and dangerous to use on your front lawn

"Aaaah it's dripping!" Sounds like real balls amirite

anyone else disappointed that elmo wasn't racist

Honestly you could just call this „the combine harvester“, but I prefer „the mutilator“ after I saw what it did to that styrofoam head

Exfoliation is a bonus feature, it does not just trimm, you can even shape your... skull.

Me: understands farming terminology Joel: the Thresher Me: cOnFuSeD sCrEaMiNg

"what if we use it on a face?" CIA: *taking notes

Nice Vid! If manscaped already has a lawnmower and a weed whacker, then I would give this beautiful and magnificent creation the name "machete". Just because you have something to treat your lawn and weeds (from manscaped), but what if a jungle just appeared out of nowhere?! That's right, YOU need a MACHETE! When are these going to be commercially available? I would love to buy one, I think it would really help me out getting control over my... stuff... Anyways, love your content, it's great! Have a nice day to whoever is reading this!

calling that thing the harvester is the most terrifying thing ever

I could feel physical pain while watching this video.

I could've sworn that this would have a manscaped ad read

I have no clue who you are, but your title alone had me click this video. I'd buy.

So heart warming to see you back! Just can’t wait to see more videos. Looks like you developed a perfect product during your hibernation.

"do you know how many little nicks are just gonna be all over your face?" "its not for your face"

Today I learned what Joel's hat is called. Although I still can't spell it.

My wife and I could not stop laughing and giggling the whole video. Want it longer longer!

Respect for using the song from the Medicinal Fried Chicken South Park episode 👌👌👌