Roasting Every State Welcome Sign

Fun fact: in the state of Idaho all the 69 and 420 mile marker road signs were replaced with 68.9 and 419.9 respectively. This was not because the state government found them inappropriate or taboo but because people kept stealing them.

The fact that the Wyoming sign has several bullet holes just makes it all the more Wyoming.

What a bold move to put a giant ass on your welcome sign. -Huggbees, 2022

I have lived in Illinois my whole life, and just now I realized that the goofy line through the state on the sign forms Lincoln’s face

Fun Fact: The Minnesota state sign was changed after we saw Kentuckys sign and thought "We can do better."

Now here i was thinking "theres no fucking way the Alaska highway is actually in Alaska! It must be in Wyoming" but that sign changed my worldview for the rest of time. Thank you Alaskan state sign.

I drive across the Nevada - Utah border more than I'd ever like to and i just want to say: Nevada has a "thanks for visiting ✨️Nevada✨️" sign that is better than the welcome sign

As a Californian, I can confirm that we need to be stoped for everyone’s safety.

Fun fact: Before the death of Princess Diana, Indiana's welcome sign used to include the cheerful synchronization of word play and structural design mentioned by Andrew. However post-mortem, the queen herself requested the state to change their welcome sign as to not allude to the idea visitors were entering the now deceased princess.

"You could have made a great statement on how the people are IN Indiana" As someone who's lived in Indiana most of my life, I consider it less of a statement and more of an existential threat.

As a Tennessean, I’m glad to have been solely responsible for the creation of anime purely for the suffering it causes to many

As an Oregonian, you are so right who the heck decided to make a poop colored sign in the shape of Oregon and put it on a stone shaped boarder that blends with the sign!! It literally does look like someone smeard their diarrhea over a stack of rocks and put fridge magnet letters to spell out Oregon on it!! God, what is wrong with my state.

As a Minnesotan, I can confirm that the glorious splendor of our exceptionally well-designed state welcome sign is the only thing that keeps me warm as I trudge through seven feet of snow to get from my living room to my kitchen, where I promptly get attacked by the local pack of roaming wolves. As I wait for the reindeer-drawn ambulance sled to arrive, I dream of the day when I may have the honor of being crushed to death by the 18-ton stone monolith that we are proud to call our state welcome sign. Once the ambulance sled arrives, I am informed that the nearest hospital is 20 miles down the river. Rather than paying the $72,500 ambulance fee, I opt to instead stuff myself into a barrel and float downstream. It's been about nine hours now, and I'm fairly certain I've overshot the hospital and contracted sepsis from the heavily contaminated river water entering my wounds. I'd leave the barrel if I could, but my legs have been frozen in a large block of ice. I fear that the DNR will find me, and have me publicly executed for operating an unlicensed barrel. Even worse, I may never see our positively breathtaking state welcome sign ever again. At least I won't have to pay off my mortgage.

As a Texan I can confirm that “Drive friendly, the Texas way” is a hilarious joke.

As a Minnesotan, the compliments that our state sign received elevated my ego way more than it should have.

Love how the slogan is “Virginia is for lovers” when the state name is two letters away from describing the average discord mod.

"Ad astra per aspera" basically means "to the stars and even further". Or, in other words, "to infinity and beyond".

I love how every time someone is ranking states and they get to Utah they're like "beautiful state, beautiful art, beautiful highway signs, beautiful name, beautiful welcome sign, beautiful people, 10/10... still would not want to be caught dead in this state"

I live in Rhode Island, so I find the incongruity of our state being referred to as "The Ocean State" somewhat overwhelming. I mean, during any given week in an average Rhode Island summer, at least one out of every three state-run beaches are closed to swimming due to either water pollution levels or fecal coliform bacteria levels.

I watched seven minutes of this video to be dissed “pffbb french.” And ima finish it cause goddamn hes not wrong 😭