Boney M. - Rasputin (Medieval kind of version)
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Published 2020-06-17
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All Comments (21)
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When you peddle fake holy relics but you get to smash a queen instead.
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1400s ravers: “who is this Rasputin person?” “No idea!”
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Rasputin after getting poisoned and shot 3 times: Tis' but a scratch.
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This was playing when mongols invaded.
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When you poison, stab and even shoot the guy but he doesn't die.
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May the Lord protect our Rasputin
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I was confused by why this didnt have more comments but then I realized this came out 16 minutes ago
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When you survive mutilple arrow wounds and bludgeonings, but drown in the lord's moat
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Future music historians: "After falling out of style for 500 years the music of the middle ages inexplicably surged in popularity in 2020."
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"Well the maidens are just fine but why does the jester keep taking his shirt off? And why is he so ripped?
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"my king the russians are coming and they seem anxious to battle" "oh those russians"
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So an 1970s song about an early 20th century figure in medieval style. That's anachronism at its finest.
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When you manage to push back the Mongol horde
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"Sire he's a wizard!" "How come?" "Whenever we try kill him he doesn't die!"
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When you and the boys from the Livonian Order are about to fight some guy called Alexander on a frozen lake and this starts playing
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Someone: what music do you listen to? Me: it’s hard to explain
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I have to say that I'm proud I've watched so many medieval versions of songs that I get this in my recommended section so early (an hour after being released) without being subscribed (but I should be)
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That moment when thine monarch believes you can magically heal her son, but you just wanna bang.
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When you're a mongol invading the Rus Principality, only to see the Rus Horse Archers dancing on top of their horses.
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When you live in the lords manor and become his vizier.
