New Trump Nicknames For 2020 Democrats

Published 2019-03-11
'Crazy Bernie' is retired. The President has a new and equally dumb nickname for the senator from Vermont.

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All Comments (21)
  • @nerdynadine5892
    There's a reason that Stephen Colbert is rich and famous. He is extremely talented. That UNSTOPPABLE APPARATUS BIT was incredible.
  • @phxbillcee
    "Thank you, Tim Apple" "No problem, Donald Collusion!"
  • @MictheVegan
    “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.“ -1984
  • @evibby
    I was eating breakfast and nearly choked when Stephen said “not everyone has a bible signed by President AAAAAAAA” 😂
  • After formally introducing Donald Trump of Idiocracy, I quickly referred to Don + Idiocracy as Don/Idiot as an easy way to save time & words.
  • @drd0114
    Trump, in his response to the Tim Apple gaff, reveals exactly his behavior pattern when the news calls out his lies.
  • @mrtruesky6544
    "'Divorced from reality.' Is there anything that he won't divorce?"
  • I love how Jon sneaks in the chorus from "Scrapple From the Apple" as Stephen is talking about the Tim Apple debacle!!!
  • @silverbat5873
    Thank you Colbert for helping to keep us sane since 2016.
  • @purrbugaloo
    His autograph looks like a lie detector readout or a seismograph. Maybe he flunked cursive.
  • @myaolpassword
    Tim Cook has less syllables than Tim Apple. So you can't save "time" even if you wanted to tweet a lie about it.
  • His ego is SO big and SO fragile that he can't own up to the tiniest, most impartial mistakes.
  • @Andrew-tm3hv
    -Tim Apple -Marillyn Lockheed Well then, I guess we can call Trump: Donald Bankruptcy
  • @WillMan51
    Jon batiste playing some charlie parker lines from 'Scrapple from the Apple' lol
  • Jon -- your nod to SCRAPPLE FROM THE APPLE was marvelous! Thanks for your instincts once again...
  • There is a certain appropriateness to Donald Trump's signature looking like a failed polygraph test.
  • Ah yes, Tim Apple. I heard Trump also had conversations with Steve iPhone, Bill Microsoft and General Motors (such a tremendous military man)
  • @rickmurie5861
    In even the smallest and most inconsequential of gaffs the narcissist can't admit error or even just laugh it off. One Sick SOB.
  • @chancegoode173
    Is there no end to Trump and his lies, “ I said Tim Cook Apple really fast”lol