Dad Has a Cookie - SNL

Don't bitch out on me on this cookie thing.😂

I learned something today: Jake Gylllenhaal with a mouth full of cookies sounds like Adam Sandler.

For those who don't know, DO NOT use an epi-pen on the neck. Use it on the outside part of the thigh, about halfway down it. If you can't access that, use it on the meatiest spot you can get to, like the butt. Avoiding major arteries/veins is VERY important. Most auto-injectors will work through jeans, so you don't have to worry about removing clothing first. Use a swinging motion and push hard for the click, hold 3 seconds, remove and massage area hard ("noogie") for 10 seconds. Bring the used epi-pen with you to the hospital or give to the EMT if you called an ambulance. Most epi-pens's effects only last for about 20 minutes. It's NOT a cure; it's meant to buy you time to get to a hospital. Be informed, be more prepared to save a life!

"B!tch, I always got crumbs on me! That ain't suspicious at all!" That killed me. 😂

SNL is at its best when the concept is just something unhinged.

Who knew jake would go full tim Robinson in this sketch i sure didn't 😂.

So this is Cookie Monster out of costume.

Jake is always great on SNL because he COMMITS. There's a big difference between the actors who totally phone it in and don't try and the ones who actually treat it like the job it is. Bravo, Jake!

AW MY NECK? IN MY NECK YOU DO IT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well that’s the way the cookie crumbled.

Jake shoving his fingers down Andrew’s throat is so funny 😂 I forgot it wasn’t real

You can tell Tim Robinson has been a big influence on Andrew Dismukes

This is going to be a SEVERLY underrated sketch. It’s so simple but so well writes and performed so well!!!

he sounds like gilbert gottfried at 2:45 when he says "bitch i always got crumbs on me."

Jake's reminding me of Robert DeNiro in Meet the Parents.

The writing has really shined this last season. I'm 48 but the absurdity of Gen Z comedy must be right up my alley.

More of Andrew in these crazy situations with strangers please LOL

Honestly this scene could have been like 17 minutes longer with the dad keeping bringing up the cookie and it wouldn't get old.

PSA: Never administrate an epipen to the neck. Outer thigh please. That needle ain’t no joke

that ''B@tch i always got crumbs on me'' killed me dead from laughter.