Every JoJo Villain Vs. Every One Piece Admiral

One piece villain ability: I can control light Jjba villain ability: it just works

The idea of Pucci just running up to the Admirals at the speed of light and being like, “Yo this is my buddy Yoshikage Kira” and then all of them just blow up is really funny to me Edits: A lot of these replies are really dumb… this original comment was referencing the scenario Kaleb describes at 20:46… go watch it before you comment. I should also mention that a little earlier than the time stamp I posted, Kaleb states that this scenario is only possible if we’re applying JoJo videogame logic to the fight, so can y’all stop getting on my back about that one too? For God’s sake none of my statements are meant to be taken literally. Are the powerscalers really this dense? It’s a joke, nothing else.

i just imagined Pucci just carrying Kira at unseeable speeds around the place just helping him unconsentually touch all the admirals one by one

DIO declares himself the new King of the World, starting a massive civil war.

Kars: where the hell is Valentine!! (In an alternative dimension) valentine: yo you the king of the pirates? Roger: yeah Valentine: good can you do me a favor?

jojo stand belike: oh i cant even destroy a building but can reset a fcking universe

What really makes this scary is that canonically DIO and Pucci got along. Furthermore, Pucci can see in stopped time. That means that you're dealing with essentially two time independent entities that know how each other fights and functions. Not to mention the fact that Kira, not wanting to be seen, would likely collaborate in the background, either with Funny Valentine or DIO and Pucci. Best case scenario, you're 100% going against Kars, Funny, Kira, Toru, Diavolo, and DIO and Pucci as they work together. Worst case, Kars, Diavolo, and Toru are gonna fight you independently, while Kira, Funny, and Pucci all rally under DIO to jump y'all asses. Teamwork makes the dream work, and fighting against them as a proper fighting unit is a nightmare.

Just to clear up one thing, Aokiji's power is indeed cold, not ice he can not generate ice he simply freezes the air particles around him. I don't think it changes anything. Just wanted to clarify.

The idea of tooru And Satoru hiding inside love train is horrifying

Just imagining every single jojo villain chilling playing cards inside love train while also discussing plans is horrifying yet amusing.

Perfect Kars just scooping up some sea water like a fkn pelican and throwing it on them

Wouldn't Kars just be able to replicate haki at the highest degree since he's the ultimate lifeform. It would be like him learning Hamon.

Everyone tryna put powerful stands in the verse Me: cheap trick

The jojo villians slam. The Admirals definitely have higher AP and speed but the stand abilities are too busted. Wonder of U and Made in Heaven clear. Adding in love train is just over kill.

old man walks up. Ground shakes they all fall into the ocean

WoU makes akainu trip on a fly and get his head split in half

Atomic bomb vs coughing baby

The Admirals DO in fact have the capability to deal with Kars, which is Fujitora rocketing him off into space, which we have no reason to think he can't do considering the fact Fujitora can pull fucking meteors

5:01 Fujitora wasn't really trying to break out of the cage. Doflamingo was technically still protected by the world government, so he had no authoritative jurisdiction to do anything about it.

Well Aokiji actually does have a fruit involving temperature rather than just ice, because we're told he can also unfreeze things too and his fruit is called the "Chilly Chilly" fruit which hints at it just being the fruit of cold.