r/ImTheMainCharacter - LOOK AT MEEE 👁👄👁 (BINGO)

Imagine being a random person at a cafe. You look at the person in the table next to you, and they are writing something on their computer. As you look closer you see them writing "CALL 911" in a self made bingo card-

The screaming in public trend needs to stop yesterday. It's not just cringe and disruptive, it's so bad for anyone with ptsd or sensory hypersensitivity. Or what if there's a little old lady there with a heart condition and they keel over from the shock, was that stupid prank worth risking an innocent bystander's life??

As someone with Sensory Processing Disorder, the screaming in public places just for the sake of screaming has got to stop. My suggestion is wait a few minutes after they stop walk up to them and scream something like "OH WE'RE SCREAMING?!?! IS THIS FUNNY NOW?!?!" That should fix the issue. People hate it when their own obnoxious is thrown behavior back at them.

“Yay we have a full bingo card!” Misses the whole spot that is photobomb.

As a spanish speaker, the lady around 18:30 down to Ramon and blaming him for her stupidity? And then telling him to 'wise up' and calling him a 'sore loser' afterwards.... It's kindergarten playroom rage grade omfg

20:45 OMG THAT'S SO INFURIATING She basically tells him "I won, don't be a sore loser" when he made like 80% of the correct moves. Meanwhile in the moments prior she was trying to make it sound like she had a master plan. Saying things like "you ruined my play", making it sound like it was all part of a master plan and he was ruining it.

32:25 That naked man in the background does need to press charges. Because it's the only way to teach these sociopaths that their actions have consequences.

"No one is in the store" "I'm in the store :/." I'm weeping 😭😭

If you're not comfortable purchasing animal products to feed your pet, you need to only keep herbivorous pets like rabbits, parakeets, or iguanas. Abusing a pet by feeding them an unhealthy diet is not a good way to prevent the abuse of other animals such as cattle.

I got in a lot of trouble at a crappy retail job once because a Karen was yelling at me and said, “I’m never shopping here again!” And I said, “Promise?” in the most delighted and hopeful voice. She was not amused and complained… and was back the next week. Why do people think that threatening to not return when they’re being a terrible person is a bad threat?

I find the whole "aliens replacing people's brains with toddlers' brains" thing offensive. First we really aren't going to do something like that. Second my toddler is way more mature than those adults. But then again I guess it could have been a trade.

The swimming pool dude was doing a legit PSA to a very select audience. Free divers need to practice/train long breath holds. But there is a serious risk of pushing it too far and blacking out. Some idiots try to practice in public pools with lifeguards (and other swimmers) and assume they don't need to have a training partner with dedicated focus on them.. They are wrong. Potentially dead wrong.

Spanish talker here: in the colored bottles video, I think she thought they were playing against each other, taking turns, while he was approaching it as collaborative. And yeah, she was dead set that the purple one was in the correct place when it was it, but would also get mad every time he "skipped" her turn. I'm very confused, even as a Spanish speaker hahahaha

So, the lady at 23:30 made me furious. I have been a ride operator for my summers, and what she did was completely inappropriate and dangerous. The person on the speaker was yelling at her to get back on the ride and to remain seated. They can only fix the ride if everyone is in their proper safe zone, so a guest's safe zone is in the ride seated. I am willing to bet that she got thrown out of the park for doing this and putting her children at risk. If the ride breaks while you are on it, you must remain seated, or you may cause yourself injuries.

27:26 "I'm actually the one with the rights" -- Nope. The store is a private business, so they can refuse entry to people not wearing a mask. Those who visit and work there also have a right to be protected from disease, i.e. secure in their persons. They do provide reasonable accommodation for those who need it, for example allowing people to order groceries and have them delivered to their vehicle or residence.

25:25 as a person with pretty big anxiety, I can assure you that most of the time, anxious people would rather be SKINNED ALIVE than complain to LITERAL STRANGERS sis don't have anxiety, SHE HAS A YAPPING PROBLEM

the French activists are even wilder, because I think they were protesting for affordable food for all...by throwing soup at the Mona Lisa, and essentially wasting good food

9:02 translation from french « Whats important? What is there that is more important? Art or healthy sustainable food? Agriculture is dying our farmers our dying 1 out of 3 french people aren’t eating proper meals » It’s a bit hard to understand since click was speaking over them but thats the just of it, I also find it really ironic that they were protesting about sustainable food by wasting food

33:33 When did the meaning of photobombing get lost?!?!? A Photobomb used to be people jumping into other peoples pictures/cameras on purpose... if someone just happens to be in the background, they are NOT Photobombing ... wtf

One of the stupidest trends I’ve witnessed in real life is kids at my school screaming, “help me.” It’s so annoying because if someone really needs help you won’t be takes seriously now.