Watching *DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD* Until I Lose My Mind
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Published 2020-05-27
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All Comments (21)
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"I can tell by his hair cut that he's the love interest" is such a mood when it comes to nickelodeon
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In Dora’s defense, she didn’t know that he was going to survive. So, yeah, she fully intended killing him
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When he thought Dora had killed someone is probably the happiest I've ever seen Dylan.
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diego: this can’t be happening dylan: i’m sorry what was that diego: this can’t be happening dylan: you have to speak a little louder me:can he seriously not hear him diego: this can’t be happening dylan: i still can’t hear him he has to be a bit more audible me:......you sneaky b-
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Villain dude: * dies * Also villain dude: "I'M STILL ALIVE" Dylan: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
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The dissapointment in Dylans eyes when he realizes the villain isn’t dead is disturbing
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Dylan stopping mid-sentence and just sighing in disgust and annoyance when swiper showed up literally had me gasping for air I was laughing so hard
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Dylan: I HOPE DORA DIES I HATE HER Dora: *kills a man on purpose* Dylan: I LOVE YOU! Dora: *uno reverse card* Dylan: YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL A GUY PROPERLY!
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The fact that Dylan really lived 20+ yrs of his life believing "slow children" signs were referring to the metal capacity of the actual children crossing and that u should slow down just in case they misjudge your speed or smth is TOO FUNNY
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"I can tell by his haircut that he's the love interest." - Dylan, 2020.
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No one: Literally no one: Dylan: “I always crave death in children’s movies”
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Me 15 years later realizing that in our version of Dora she had us speak English words.... But obviously she wouldn't have had the same purpose in America.....It took me 15 years to figure out she was supposed to be from Latin America and teaches English-speaking kids Spanish.
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Plot twist: Dylan is the slow child because he doesn’t understand the sign
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I know they failed to kill the villain, but major props to Dora for trying. She knowingly was gonna let that man die.
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SLOW CHILDREN 😂 I thought Dylan’s joke about slow children meaning slow walking children and was like that’s not that funny but then he explained himself 7:20 OMG IM DEAD 😂
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Wouldn't it be funny if he set up the "I wish he was more *audible*" and then says "Now about the sponsor: Honey"
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Me: laughs at a joke Dylan: “that wasn’t funny” Me: “yeah that wasn’t funny”
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"I always crave death in children's movies." - Dylan
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Dylan: You know all the words. You put them together in the right order. My last braincell: Mosquito-carrying malaria
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This movie made me laugh so much at some points like when the dad went “she- she’ll grow out of it” IT WAS SO FUNNY TO ME
