Josh Johnson: “I Don’t Even Feel Black Some Days”

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Published 2020-02-02
Josh Johnson describes his ill-fated stint as a lineman on a football team and explains why he sometimes feels like an alien.

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All Comments (21)
  • @ambermeridy7550
    "I feel like an alien...that snatched a black body and didn't do any research"💀💀💀
  • @alexforce9
    "I need someone to shame me back to reality" - I feel you bro.
  • @jaxonrosa
    Single people: Let's all raise our shower umbrella's in solidarity.
  • "I don't know if I haven't had enough dates for a grown man or to many dates for someone whose autistic because I'm definitely on the spectrum" that line killed me 😂😂
  • @mockingjay_2397
    This guy needs a lot more attention. He's an incredibly good comedian.
  • @meghanmonroe
    This guy cracks me up. He's made a lot of progress since that first "catfishing the KKK" routine 2 years ago, which was hilarious.
  • @ayeeepril
    Worked at Trader Joe’s with Josh for 2 years lol had no idea he was so funny
  • I love how he kept the theater references going throughout the sports bit! 😂
  • @SageKStroke52
    "A different kind of mistake" explains most of my life
  • "I feel like an alien took a black body, and didn't do any research..." I felt this SO HARD.
  • @shiestysean
    “Made me a lineman” *looks around crowd for reaction” Fr fr
  • @amsmith1975
    Josh Johnson is so wholesome. I just want to sit down with him at a coffee shop and talk about sharks.
  • @gammabootyhairs
    He looks and acts like a black Sheldon and sounds like Donald Glover (Edit) HE EVEN LIKES TRAINS
  • "I talk way too much about sharks on the front end of the conversation." And then you realize your date isn't into it, but you're in too deep. If you stop talking there'll be awkward silence, but you can't think of anything else to say, so you double down.
  • @frankkiejo5560
    "I might be ten on my right side for the rest of my life!" 😂
  • @PLAYIT5013
    If morty was black this is what he would look like in real life
  • @inasaira8380
    "the director" "four acts of that game" lmao the way he says it so casually like thats the right terminology for a football game.
  • "I started getting gifts purely just to keep me alive. Just started getting puzzles left and right." 😂 every day I get to see a new bit from him is a gift.