Hey, I don't work here - (Official Music Video)
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Published 2022-08-06
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All Comments (21)
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“A plea for peace” Tom: :) “… and mercy” Tom: >:(
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The brutality of eating asparagus with the intent to pee on your aggressor is an outstanding joke
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I love how he always gets that little smirk right before he lets loose. Hes already cathartic before he even finishes
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This really is unironically my favorite song. Like "Do you think the president of earth has a mullet?" is legit one of the best lyrics.
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I love how he's holding a slightly drunk gatorade bottle so you can tell that he wrote thing song as soon as he got home after being disturbed by that lady
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I hope people never stop fucking with Tom. I feel like every time he's mildly inconvenienced, we get one of the best hits of our generation.
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The newspaper at the end is a work of art. Also, did anyone else feel strangely patriotic for him telling aliens to fuck off?
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This song singlehandedly showed me that Tom has legitimately flawless understanding and control of his body language. From his static stances of agression, to the more relaxed dancing, to the passive agressive smirk he gets when he goes off on whoever inconvenienced him... it all just perfectly expresses exactly how he and those other people feel in those exact moments, down to milliseconds. Its honestly insane
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I love being on this journey where Tom just vents his life events into catchy songs.
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I love the "Just bear with me" after just tossing "local NASA compound" in there because he knows we know it's about to get real dumb
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I love the casual fourth wall breaking with the "Just bear with me" line. "I know this is sounding ridiculous but I'm going somewhere with it" 😂
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The idea that Tom is trying to get all nice and friendly for the alien visitors only to instantly lose it with a comical ding sound as the alien calls him a wanker is hysterical. That and the asparagus joke both kill me.
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I always love how the narrative of Tom's songs tend to go from relatable situation to Bollywood plotline feverdream with nary a haf-step between the states.
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4:05 the idea of the entire world vibing together as Tom drops the mother of all disstracks on an alien invader is, weirdly, genuinely inspiring.
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Another great throw away line. "bear with me" acknowledging the absurdity of the final set up. Tom is a fucking genius.
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"my foresight readies me for melee" is pretty much my number one line of all time tbh
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We all know that Tom sometimes makes songs based off his life experiences. So I think I speak for us all when I say "Thank you Tom from saving us from that alien attack on live television a while back. That would have been a doozy without you."
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I can't believe there aren't more comments about how EXTREMELY GOOD his middle-American-newscaster voice is, like goddamn.
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I appreciate how he says "I don't work here" in the portion in which "here" was Earth itself.
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His job is not beach
