IKEA in a Nutshell

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Published 2022-11-22

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  • The Gamehouse
    Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for yet another certified hood classic by this absolutely Chad of a man
  • Firdaus FDZLH
    I'm convinced that Joeseppi never actually made it out of IKEA store while recording this video, and he's currently living in this maze, releasing this video and putting cryptic message in it.
  • Jmmy Kent
    As a Swedish person, I can tell you the names are actually pretty self explanatory. For example, the djungelskog bear directly translates to jungle forest. Also blåhaj is just Blue shark.
  • Where is he
    When he got to the plushies I slammed my table Ace Attorney style and audibly yelled “ITS NOT JUST THE SHARKS?!”
  • 2:15 SCP-3008 is actually an infinite Ikea with faceless employees and food that stocks itself in the SCP universe. You could say if you lose one screw...you're screwed. Plot twist, the meatballs are made out of people who didn't find the exit. I believe that Lord Joeseppi is actually still in the IKEA, he just found the show room that looked identical to his room and started making the video and living there

    Love the irony how the world's largest Ikea isn't even in Sweden. It's specifically at the Mall of Asia. Mall of Asia is the world's fifth largest mall and is owned by SM Prime. They own other megamalls (or as they call them, SM Supermalls) in the Philippines like SM City North EDSA (13th largest), SM Megamall (15th largest), and SM Seaside City Cebu (16th largest). The Philippines sure loves to take things from the US like fast-food and malls and says "Hold my beer"
  • Niemand
    Fun story: My parents once forgot me in an Ikea. I was too young to remember but they told me there was a misunderstanding, my mom went to a Toys r us with my brother and my dad went to another store while was just forgotten there. When they met up again after like 2 hours they realized that I was gone. They looked for me for like half an hour until they found me in a Smaland, just sleeping there lol.
    Edit: Now that I think about it there's a slight chance they just took the first child they found in Smaland and that the real me is still wandering in the Ikea, lost and afraid.
  • Kim Jong-un
    For future reference: DJUNGELSKOG = jungle forest; BLÅHAJ (pronounced blaw-high) = blue shark. I speak every language in the world so I'm very familiar with Swedish. At a normal interview, they tell you "Please take a seat" while at an IKEA interview, they tell you "Please make a seat." The NJ couple that got married are from Newark, and they got married at the IKEA in Elizabeth right across from the notorious Newark Liberty International Airport. Knowing Newark and its violence...IKEA is the BEST place to get married there. And if either tries to leave each other, they won't be able to escape the other.
  • Chase Andrews
    I love channels like this that upload occasionally. It makes the content feel more special and (obviously in joeseppis case) higher quality
  • Levi Glasser
    Ikea was like a vacation growing up. The cafeteria, the cheapest family meatball meals, the cranberry soda. At the very end of the shopping we would go to the very end where there's the $1 cinnamon buns, ice cream, hot dogs. It was a different experience that you can't explain
  • R_dBrix
    As a friend of a Swedish fella, this is incredibly accurate
  • I love how this guy ventured through costo and ate all the "sample"s then like so much later brings us yet another masterpiece whilst' risking his life.
  • henr akjo
    In the 8 years of watching Jev, it makes me happy seeing him as energetic, as happy, and just as consistent as he was. Jev really is one of the best youtubers >:O
  • zfg hbs4652
    I-finally-came-back, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience :o B-)
  • The Swedish pronunciation was significantly better than I thought, great video!
  • Nocturn
    In my city's IKEA, there were 2 play places inside the building(Smaland + Port Łódź) which I enjoyed and remembered to this day. They've renovated this place and I didn't really visit it as I used to back then, but the old place was truly a memory to me unlike the Smaland.

    postscriptum: I know it's Å
  • Bekhan
    I used to work in an IKEA as a security guard, at night it really is as he described. Wasn't scared, but it seemed like you were in a horror movie(especially when the lights had to be turned off at 10 pm) especially where you had to close every single security door, but in the end you always ended up in the kitchen and could take free drinks and candy. Ikea treats their employees well.
  • Trung Phung
    Dude, when Atreus said he wanted to go hunting sounding like he was seconds away from bursting into tears my heart just dropped.
  • Bri’ish Lad
    Joeseppi is the only YouTuber that can make a sponsorship entertaining…