Milton Jones' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us
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Published 2024-01-08
00:00 - Health (Series 8, Episode 1)
01:04 - Family (Series 9, Episode 1)
02:52 - Travel (Series 10, Episode 1)
04:19 - Entertainment (Series 10, Episode 4)
05:37 - Food (Series 10, Episode 5)
07:04 - Careers (Series 10, Episode 10)
08:44 - Relatives (Series 11, Episode 2)
09:58 - Nationality (Series 11, Episode 4)
11:24 - Employment (Series 11, Episode 5)
12:55 - Family (Series 11, Episode 8)
14:29 - Entertainment (Series 14, Episode 2)
15:48 - Work (Series 14, Episode 5)
17:17 - Medicine (Series 14, Episode 7)
18:29 - Transport (Series 14, Episode 11)
19:56 - Music (Series 15, Episode 3)
21:18 - Jobs (Series 15, Episode 6)
23:04 - Shopping (Series 15, Episode 7)
24:40 - Transport (Series 15, Episode 10)
25:53 - Safety (Series 16, Episode 7)
27:30 - School (Series 16, Episode 11)
28:54 - Transport (Series 17, Episode 2)
30:10 - History (Series 17, Episode 4)
31:41 - Travel (Series 17, Episode 8)
32:57 - Parenthood (Series 18, Episode 4)
34:31 - Shopping (Series 18, Episode 6)
35:38 - Communication (Series 18, Episode 10)
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All Comments (21)
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I can enjoy hearing the same jokes from Milton at least as many times as his number of grandfathers.
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I think his โmy other grandfatherโ routine is one of his best ๐
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A great comedian who can do comedy without crude language!
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There's amusing, there's funny, there's hilarious and then, several thousand feet above all of that is Milton Jones. Genius.
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"Downhill very quickly" is one of the cleverest things I've ever heard.
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Love his deadpan delivery. The king of dad jokes
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I don't think any of his jokes will ever beat the absolute gem he did in one of the 'Scenes We'd Like to See': "This dish is so simple anyone can make it. You can't, Beatrice. Sorry, you can't beat rice!" Classic.
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The topic is safetyโฆ.brilliant! ๐ Iโm in the U.S. and never heard of Milton Jones before. He has the face of Al Bundy and the wit of Robin Williams. Absolutely genius!
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ive seen some of his open stand-up, and he weaves his one liners into a full blown story. milton is a brilliant comic!!
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He has you laughing before telling the first joke, and the laughter doesn't stop! ๐
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I like that the other comedians seem to relax a bit and just enjoy the heck out of Milton; he's like a treat for them ๐ ๐
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Oh dear, I have a really bad cough and I shouldnโt have watched this. Iโve coughed so hard I canโt swallow. So funny ๐
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A comedy genius. He makes it look so easy.
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The genius of Milton is all in the delivery.
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Milton's 'Call Back' to other comics jokes is hilarious. They don't show them here but we all know them. "Goes Strawberry' is my favorite.
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I think his PE teacher bit had a hidden joke. He says, "being a PE teacher," then proceeds to grunt like an A PE.
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Just like Tommy Cooper. Gets a laugh before he opens his mouth. Class. ๐๐ฌ๐ง
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I first saw Milton at the comedy store like 30 years ago - he did that lard downhill joke and Iโve never forgotten it. One of the most amazing jokes Iโve ever heard even now.
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The joke about his family of Jeans not getting into the nightclub was brilliant. I love the fact that he paused and let the audience assume that they knew the punchline, thinking it was going to "sorry, no jeans" and then he switched it up to "you're all wearing trainers" ๐๐๐
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One of his best jokes for me is the one where he took his wife to an orchard for her birthday only to find out what she really wanted was an apple watch
