Milton Jones' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

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Published 2024-01-08
A joke-packed compilation of The King of Puns - Milton Jones 👑 from almost every single episode of Mock The Week in which he makes an appearance. A true national treasure and one of the reasons the person writing this began their love for comedy (hence making the edit in the first place).

00:00 - Health (Series 8, Episode 1)
01:04 - Family (Series 9, Episode 1)
02:52 - Travel (Series 10, Episode 1)
04:19 - Entertainment (Series 10, Episode 4)
05:37 - Food (Series 10, Episode 5)
07:04 - Careers (Series 10, Episode 10)
08:44 - Relatives (Series 11, Episode 2)
09:58 - Nationality (Series 11, Episode 4)
11:24 - Employment (Series 11, Episode 5)
12:55 - Family (Series 11, Episode 8)
14:29 - Entertainment (Series 14, Episode 2)
15:48 - Work (Series 14, Episode 5)
17:17 - Medicine (Series 14, Episode 7)
18:29 - Transport (Series 14, Episode 11)
19:56 - Music (Series 15, Episode 3)
21:18 - Jobs (Series 15, Episode 6)
23:04 - Shopping (Series 15, Episode 7)
24:40 - Transport (Series 15, Episode 10)
25:53 - Safety (Series 16, Episode 7)
27:30 - School (Series 16, Episode 11)
28:54 - Transport (Series 17, Episode 2)
30:10 - History (Series 17, Episode 4)
31:41 - Travel (Series 17, Episode 8)
32:57 - Parenthood (Series 18, Episode 4)
34:31 - Shopping (Series 18, Episode 6)
35:38 - Communication (Series 18, Episode 10)

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All Comments (21)
  • @barryvyner1161
    There's amusing, there's funny, there's hilarious and then, several thousand feet above all of that is Milton Jones. Genius.
  • I think his “my other grandfather” routine is one of his best 😂
  • @jmcallion2071
    A great comedian who can do comedy without crude language!
  • @markglass9123
    I can enjoy hearing the same jokes from Milton at least as many times as his number of grandfathers.
  • @juancardona9440
    The topic is safety….brilliant! 😂 I’m in the U.S. and never heard of Milton Jones before. He has the face of Al Bundy and the wit of Robin Williams. Absolutely genius!
  • @ivaneames4354
    I don't think any of his jokes will ever beat the absolute gem he did in one of the 'Scenes We'd Like to See':
    "This dish is so simple anyone can make it. You can't, Beatrice. Sorry, you can't beat rice!"
    Classic.
  • @ghomerhust
    ive seen some of his open stand-up, and he weaves his one liners into a full blown story. milton is a brilliant comic!!
  • @goldenagenut
    He has you laughing before telling the first joke, and the laughter doesn't stop! 😂
  • @loridancer9378
    I like that the other comedians seem to relax a bit and just enjoy the heck out of Milton; he's like a treat for them 😊 🎉
  • "Downhill very quickly" is one of the cleverest things I've ever heard.
  • @derekwoods4026
    I think his PE teacher bit had a hidden joke. He says, "being a PE teacher," then proceeds to grunt like an A PE.
  • Saw Milton at a comedy club around 10 years ago, and this joke cracked me up... After 9 days of walking to Torquay with my 7 year old nephew I suddenly realised that what he really wanted for his birthday was a walkie-talkie
  • @user-jn1ot1db5p
    Russel Howard looks on thinking I could never be this funny … and Russell you are correct
  • @comedyfish
    I first saw Milton at the comedy store like 30 years ago - he did that lard downhill joke and I’ve never forgotten it. One of the most amazing jokes I’ve ever heard even now.
  • @INKI_teh_Rogue
    I love how everyone always focuses in for Milton 🤣🤣🤣
  • i love how he makes Ed Gamble both panic & break in the prat fall for "safety"
  • @aaronpincus6095
    Milton's 'Call Back' to other comics jokes is hilarious. They don't show them here but we all know them.
    "Goes Strawberry' is my favorite.