I really feel bad for submitting this, but I haven't submitted something in so long I think I really should.
So, in computer applications class, I was assigned to create a commercial either 30 seconds or 1 minute long, advertising an original product/service. While most people chose to parody commercials such as those for Floam, Energy Drinks (One person made "Dead Bull", while someone actually advertised Powerthirst), and anything advertised by Billy Mays.
I tried to do something like that, except parody EVERYTHING in advertising. Or at least get close to doing so.
Thus, Thing was born.
You don't have to really like it, so long as you don't blam it. That'd be really cool :)