The Rise of Skywalker is an Embarrassment
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Published 2020-01-11
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All Comments (20)
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When I watched this movie the exact moment Rey and Kylo kissed someone in the theater clapped and someone else yelled no, this alone was worth the price for the ticket
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"I'm Rey" "Rey who?" "Reygarding the dark side, it is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. "
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The ship: explodes Kylo: I escaped The ship: I escaped that too
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Isn't it obvious? Darth Sideous didn't die cause he was on another death star. The one that blew up was totally unrelated. What's that? That's physically impossible, you say? Well, my friend, the dark side is a pathway to-
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“Palpatine, how are you alive?” A good question, for another time
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Rey: "this dagger has done horrible things" Also Rey: *used the younglings slayer 9000
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He didn't even mention that in the prequels when Sheev was telling Anakin "The dark side of the force is a path to yada yada yada", he specifically mentioned that the one thing it wasn't able to do was to stop the user themselves from being killed.
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If only JJ directed all 3 films. If only Ryan Johnson directed the final 2 films. If only we didn’t have these movies in existence
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I downloaded and watched this movie illegally at home and after watching it, i feel like someone owe me money.
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"The sith dagger has done terrible things" said rey, forgetting all about that blue lightsaber which killed all those younglings
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It’s truly amazing that rouge one was able to build more solid characters in a single movie than Rey, Finn, Poe, etc. in a trilogy
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I've had just the worst time lately, and the vocoded 'The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural' is the only thing that's made me feel genuine joy in Quite Some Time
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I love how Rey is considered a Jedi in these movies, yet she consistently acts out of impulse, anger, and revenge. I guess she's immune to the Dark Side as well.
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Rey: I hate my last name because it represents evil. So i'll change it to Skywalker. Ghost Obi Wan: Should we tell her that that's the last name of a guy who killed children? Ghost Yoda: Nah!
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“They weren’t making jokes when they were going to die in the trash compactor.” Han in the trash compactor: “Well one thing’s for sure, we’re all going to be a lot thinner.”
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This was a much better hour and a half than watching the actual movie
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Palpatine should have told Rey about the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise
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The biggest tragedy of the movie was burying Anakin’s lightsaber in sand.
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The worse thing with the "you don't know me, no one knows me" is thay she's right. The character was so poorly written that she doesn't feel luke a human that we can know. And we end up not knowing her at all
