The Rise of Skywalker is an Embarrassment
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Publicado 2020-01-11
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When I watched this movie the exact moment Rey and Kylo kissed someone in the theater clapped and someone else yelled no, this alone was worth the price for the ticket
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“Palpatine, how are you alive?” A good question, for another time
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The ship: explodes Kylo: I escaped The ship: I escaped that too
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Isn't it obvious? Darth Sideous didn't die cause he was on another death star. The one that blew up was totally unrelated. What's that? That's physically impossible, you say? Well, my friend, the dark side is a pathway to-
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"I'm Rey" "Rey who?" "Reygarding the dark side, it is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. "
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Rey: "this dagger has done horrible things" Also Rey: *used the younglings slayer 9000
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He didn't even mention that in the prequels when Sheev was telling Anakin "The dark side of the force is a path to yada yada yada", he specifically mentioned that the one thing it wasn't able to do was to stop the user themselves from being killed.
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“They weren’t making jokes when they were going to die in the trash compactor.” Han in the trash compactor: “Well one thing’s for sure, we’re all going to be a lot thinner.”
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I downloaded and watched this movie illegally at home and after watching it, i feel like someone owe me money.
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Rey: I hate my last name because it represents evil. So i'll change it to Skywalker. Ghost Obi Wan: Should we tell her that that's the last name of a guy who killed children? Ghost Yoda: Nah!
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I've had just the worst time lately, and the vocoded 'The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural' is the only thing that's made me feel genuine joy in Quite Some Time
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The worse thing with the "you don't know me, no one knows me" is thay she's right. The character was so poorly written that she doesn't feel luke a human that we can know. And we end up not knowing her at all
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Ah yes, Star Wars: Rey commits identity theft
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“Who are you?” I’m Rey. “Rey who?” REY-D SHADOW LEGENDS, WITH OVER 25 GAJILLION DOWNLOADS ON THE GOOGLE PLAYSTORE!!!
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I haven't seen any of these films and don't know who any of these people are, but this was still entertaining and frustrating. "not only did he survive his ship blowing up but his s hip survived his ship blowing up" made me laugh very hard.
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It’s truly amazing that rouge one was able to build more solid characters in a single movie than Rey, Finn, Poe, etc. in a trilogy
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The biggest tragedy of the movie was burying Anakin’s lightsaber in sand.
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The title “The Rise of Skywalker” doesn’t even fit the plot of the movie.
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I think the worst part of the movie for me was when they shitcanned the idea of Rey's parents being worthless nobodies. That was the best idea that the second movie had and was something actually different. The idea that the source of force power doesn't have to come from your fucked up family tree. Then the third movie rubbed fecal matter in our eyes and gave us pink eye, and then gangrene, and then dysentery.
