*Kung Fu Panda* is Amazing??

the fact he thirsted over angelina jolie in maleficent one and two, then had an existential furry crisis over tigress, and didn’t try to justify it by mentioning her as the voice, was a missed opportunity and a half. we would’ve accepted the excuse.

Fun fact: the animal choice for the Five is not random. They are styles of Chinese martial arts. Also there is no panda style but there is a dragon style, which fits with Po.

Dylan's toxic trait is thinking he can beat any villain that he deems 'lame' enough

Dylan constantly calling the red panda “the rat” kills me every time 💀

"I went to a fake college okay" Dylan's video is never complete without him reminding us how big of a scam his college was

"You know what is sexy? Human beings, not animals." - Dylan 2022

I love that Dylan can predict the plot but doesn’t know what a snake is 🤣

Dylan: "I took risks!" Also, Dylan: Wearing the most beige oatmeal sweater ever LOL!

Somebody should tell Dylan that pandas are literally one of the least capable animals on this planet. They're so dumb and just ready to unalive themselves, it's ridiculous. So it makes sense that they all think it's weird that he is the dragon warrior. Which makes his transformation throughout the movie so much more satisfying. He doesn't defeat Tai Lung with traditional Kung Fu and fighting, he does it in a way only a Panda could. He does it his way and he is just unapologetic himself....there is literally no secret ingredient. I love this movie so much...it is pure serotonin. Edit: Also this is not me dissing Pandas, they're cute and should be protected but it is a fact that they're giant idiots with no self preservation whatsoever 😅

The fact that Dylan keeps calling Shifu a rat when he's literally also a panda is absolutely hilarious to me

The bad guy's teacher DID have a role in him turning evil though! He loved him too much and fed his ego and pride, filled his head with ideas that he would one day be guaranteed to be the dragon warrior, and that he was the best student he had ever had.

Ahh yes, not even 3 minutes in and Dylan mentions the college scam Already a classic

Dylan blaming the fact that he doesn’t know that a snake is called a serpent because he went to a fake college will forever be his excuse for anything he doesn’t know 😂

2 things 1. Shifu is a red panda 2. Tai lung is the most well written villain in the series. The true lesson of the relationship between Shifu and Tailung is how much a parents expectations can affect their children. You said they didn’t show Shifu playing a role in Tailungs turning evil, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Shifu raised tailung as his son. He raised him to believe that it was his destiny to become that dragon warrior so when you spend your entire life with your parent figure/the person you look up to most telling you that you are destined to become something and you believe them going as far as to put every ounce of your soul into living up to their expectations, only for one day they to tell you that it’s actually not your destiny is extremely traumatizing. Tailung was told his entire life that he was destined to become the dragon warrior and the fact that it wasn’t true was simply something he could not face as it would be the same to tell him that his life was a lie. Shifu didn’t really learn his lesson either as when we see how he trained the furious 5 we see that they all also hold the belief that it was their destiny to have one of them become the dragon warrior. However, the difference is that Shifu raised Tailung under much more pressure with higher expectations while he was a lot colder to say tigress during her training. Po represents a change in Shifu as once Shifu finally changes his expectations for what the dragon warrior should be he is finally able to see the potential Po had it really is beautiful. Po in the movie basically represents defying expectations and the scroll being a mirror is to say that everyone is perfect the way they are Tailung couldn’t see this though because at this point he was clouded by the betrayal of his father/mentor.

the movie: kung-fu panda dylan: a bear that does karate

There is actually an explanation of why Tai Lung is still strong after 20 years. In the movie, Tigress says that the dragon warrior can survive with nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe, so it makes sense that Tai Lung is jacked cause he was potentially the dragon warrior.

Not a single moment of trying to gaslight us into thinking he’s 20. You’re slipping Dylan.😂😂😂

The way Dylan always correctly predicts the plot in every movie always gets me

Dylan continually saying "he's a bear, bear's are fierce"...he needs to watch compilations of pandas being clumsy. I find it hard to believe they're real animals, it honestly just looks like a human in a panda suit 😂

"he hit the magic code on his stomach to turn him off" has got to be one of the best things you've ever said, my good sir