White Cartel Dealer Explains How To SURVIVE Prison
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Published 2023-02-21
00:00 Intro
00:43 Johnny didn’t snitch
01:55 Johnny freelanced for the cartel
03:44 Did anyone try to climb Johnny’s tree?
05:53 Johnny’s first fight in prison
07:35 Different types of jail
08:28 Swedish jail is like summer camp
10:08 Schulz obeys the law because he’s scared of a booty bandits
14:07 Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker
20:11 Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness
22:07 How Johnny became a professional dealer
26:30 Coke is where the money is
29:31 Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart
35:20 Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse
41:30 Johnny was making $80k a month
46:19 How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs
56:31 Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel
01:01:08 Nobody wants to be the boss anymore
01:03:36 How freelancing led to Fentanyl
01:08:05 Comedy is like drug dealing
01:09:11 Dealing with mafia nepo-babies
01:13:20 Johnny is 0/1 with bribes
01:21:35 Johnny made $1 million selling
01:23:48 Where do you hide that much money?
01:30:33 Laundering money though gifts
01:32:20 Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen
01:38:51 Embracing your past
01:41:40 How Johnny would start again…
01:46:31 Paying US Border agents + Legalisation
01:55:18 Portland Whites are weird
02:00:09 European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents
02:09:13 Crack + crime + overcorrection
02:13:45 Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall
02:19:17 Narco-states built around Tourism
02:21:36 This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life
02:25:45 Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren’t as strict
02:33:00 Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison
02:40:02 Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie
02:43:38 Difference between Snitch and Rat
02:45:26 Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy
02:50:44 Comedy in prison is the best
02:54:53 Every prisoner has a gf
02:56:30 Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting
02:57:41 Being the last bootlegger - “no regrets”
02:59:26 Smashing out Cartel’s girl + Risk taking
All Comments (21)
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I will never stop being amazed at their ability to relate literally every possible lifestyle to being a comedian lol
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I've never heard of this guy before and the first half hour is the most compelling podcasting I'll hear all week goddamn
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The chemistry between Johnny and everyone was so perfect right from the beginning😂😂 you should have him on more often
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From begining to end this podcast was fucking riveting. The dynamic between everyone was so good. Hope you guys do another one soon
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This dude is legitimately funny and cool.
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One of the best flagrant Eps so damn entertaining. 3 hrs felt like 30 minutes, Great stuff guys!
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This is probably my favorite podcast episode ever. Wow this was most entertaining and engaging dude I think I’ve seen on YouTube. Definitely tapping in to his content moving forward. 3+ hours I was locked in lol
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One of if not the best episode yet. Johnny has the ability to narrate a story to perfection, keeping everyone's minds captivated. The rest let him navigate without interruption.. Perfecto! ❤
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You know its a great podcast when you actually go into the comments to see what other people are saying about it. 10/10
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The variety in guests is one of this podcasts greatest strengths. It’s a nice combo of the biggest names and hidden gems. Plus the episodes with just the boys are always gold.
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One of the most overall entertaining podcasts I’ve seen. Really well done. Johnny Mitchell is the fuggin man. Great job Schultz
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Man gotta say, 1000% relate to gettin comfortable in there. So much easier than having real responsibilities on the outside. I’m not strung out in there, workin out, playin cards with the boys, regular routine, no problems… things get real easy once you’re locked in with that mindset
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Guys a savage Shultz always pulls the best guests
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easily one of the greatest guests and episodes by far. feel like I'm gonna be fiending for this kind of storytelling and interview quality from here on out. the bar has been raised!
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One of if not the best episode yet. Johnny has the ability to narrate a story to perfection, keeping everyone's minds captivated. The rest let him navigate without interruption.. Perfecto!
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An absolutely amazing job in this pod been seeing 1 mjn clips of this man for a while I wanted to know more and you asked the right question congrats to the flagrant crew for nailing this one !!
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This was probably the most captivating episode of flagrant yet in my opinion. I love when you guys get these amazing guests with interesting stories
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This is why legacy media can NEVER compete with the internet. 3 hours of conversation that provided me with almost every aspect of comedic appreciation, curiosity, and human emotion available. The balance to this convo was so good. Small criticism... There were a couple times where Schulz would interject, mid sentence, when he's explaining something paramount to the story just to get a joke off, and the story would trail. I said out loud "Bro, shut up! Let him finish!" a couple times lol That said, this was 🔥
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He deserves this interview I seen his grind and heard his story I am inspired for sure
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One of the absolute best Flagrant episodes, Johnny is an interesting and funny dude. Much appreciated gents.
