Things musicians say to girls

" you wanna go to mcdonalds sometime? " smooth.

"Do you wanna hear my band?" Proceeds to play my bands song.... -____- damn it Jared.

"I'm really good with my hands, especially when I play the g string" For the win!

"how much money did you make?" "uhmmm it's not really important. .."

"Progressive vegetarian grind core" hahaha, pissed my fucking pants!

John Petrucci and I had eye contact for a solid 4 seconds. It was magic.

I wonder if Jared actually used any of these lines to get her lol

Things musicians never say to girls: "I play bass"

LOL

"Hey I play the drums, and I like to bang."

give her the D chord

actual real life footage of me talking to girls.

at least they have something to say to them, i'm too shy to talk with girls.

"Progressive vegetarian grindcore"

lol "progressive vegetarian grindcore" i guess he just meant Cattle Decapitation :P

"Hold on, my manager's calling." walks away "Hi, Mom."

Once, a girl was doing some door-to-door selling her bands album, when she came to mine, I told her I was musician and that I would support their band by buying the album even though it wasn't my type of music.  I told her I was a experimental bass player, using the instrument as a lead, she seemed kinda interested. I told her I had some stuff recorded but that it was pretty bad, poor audio quality, sloppy playing, her expression changed. Finally I asked her if she wanted to hear me play some of my music to her, she turned around and just walked away without saying a word. I regretted buying the album immediately after and I never even once listened to it.

Typical conversation: * Me and [random girl] chatting about life * Me: So, what music do you listen to? Girl: I like [insert musician/band name here]. What about you? Me: Oh, uh... I just listen to metal. Girl: Oh, that's cool. What bands do you like? Me: Well, I like this one band called Periphery... Girl: Who are they? Me: They're kind of a tech-y metal band, they play in a style called 'djent'... Girl: Oh, nice... * UNBREAKABLE AWKWARD SILENCE *

I once had a dude at a party basically undress me with his eyes and then made out he was looking at my slayer shirt by going "DUDE I LOVE THAT BAND! MY BAND COVER THEIR SONGS ALL THE TIME!" And I was like "oh really what songs of theirs have you covered?" And he replied with "oh...you know...all the big, most famous songs by them...." I cracked up laughing and was like "you've never heard of slayer before have you..." And we ended up bonding over slayer and becoming best friends and I hooked him up with one of my friends and they've been together for about 3 years now 😆

"Do you have a boyfriend? Coz I could probably out shred him..."