I Confused People on Facebook Marketplace
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Publicado 2020-03-04
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You know how Facebook has a marketplace? You know, where folks can buy and sell things? That thing? Yeah! Yeah so I went on there and tried to confuse some people! Yeah! Oh.. Oh my god no way when did that happen??! Oh dude I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it heals quickly.. No way man. Oh god dude yeah my uncle had something like that happen, his neighbours' dog latched onto it when he was like 6 and it just completely got ripped off. No! No no I didn't mean to one up you i'm sorry! I just thought you'd be glad to hear that other people have lost their dick! Ahhh no idiot his life wasn't normal after losing his dick are you kidding he lost his penis you moron. Yeah, his parents banished him to a filthy wine cellar right after the incident, they do a quarterly check on him because that's all he really deserves. I've honestly forgotten his real name, I just call him Uncle Dickless. Yeah really though why are you still talking to me get out of my face No Dick.
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Todos los comentarios (21)
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Why not wait until you have a good idea for a video?
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i rly hope someone buys julien’s phone :(
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nobody: this classic canadian: respectfully pranks people on facebook
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Julien is so Canadian
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"You don't call people nicknames if you don't know them." Literally two minutes earlier: "Hey Deb ol' gal"
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i really hope that all these people eventually see this video
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Should've followed up with Kerri-Lyn. Something like "This is not a joke. My dad is incontinent and alergic to diapers."
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Hey Matt, good video just had ask, is that a real tree?
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“being tyler from now on” should be nominated to win a grammy, the acting was perfection 10/10 film
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"We confused the living heck out of Asia" That's a pretty huge accomplishment not gonna lie
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"puffy nips" was not a term i thought i was gonna hear in this video, thanks matt!
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This video is so Canadian and I am a fan of it. For the angry lady, she claims that time was wasted, but all it took was the two seconds to read your message. After that she just ignores you and moves on with her day. I'm sure you could even say you gave her an outlet to vent some frustration, and that is a win as well.
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No worries bro, you got a great chest
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Is this the new-age version of prank calls? Serious question here though; Is your refrigerator running?
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Ethical Trolling, good lad, do more, its funny :D
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I've never seen more perfect chaos in a single video
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your videos have the weirdest sense of humour and i love it. But still there’s something i don’t get and i hope you can answer honestly..... Matt, is that a real tree?
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“Matt is me” I’m screaming
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This is the content I never knew I wanted but it’s the content I want to see more of
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I would say "So this is what Ottawa does when they don't have hockey." But then I remember Ottawa's team is the Senators, so they never have hockey.
