Nostalgia Critic - A Kid In King Arthur's Court

The story this movie is based off, "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" is actually really good.  It's by Mark Twain.

Calvin: God, these things are a lot heavier than they look on TV. Princess: TV? NC: Yes. He comes from the nineties. Isn't it funny? HA! Casper: TIMING!!

Critic: "What? You're gonna let him walk after all he's done?!?!?!" Calvin: "You're gonna let him walk after all he's done?" Critic: "Even idiot knows this makes no sense!"

Would have been a much better film if Merlin had summoned a Medieval reenactment or cosplayer by mistake, instead of a youth Baseball player

Let me get this straight, the plan is to kidnap the King's daughter, which is treason. Then tell the King's other daughter all about it and try to force her to marry you, which again is treason. Why would this work? All the unkidnapped daughter has to do is tell daddy. Daddy then gets tells his knights to go get the daughter and whoever fights hardest against what's his face gets most of his land. Because we all know he's only going to need a small plot. This is the stupidest villain plan ever. Bear in mind that the King has to give his consent to the marriage if Lord Dumbvillain is to get anything other than stray arrow next hunting trip. But then the King believes that an adolescent, with no great experience of arms, no equipment, no base of operations kidnapped his daughter. Doesn't that sound a bit absurd? I mean how long could he possibly keep her? The kings favourite tracker will be on him inside 2 days. Only if the King believed he was an idiot would this even seem possible. If someone is kidnapping Princesses it's going to be a well-organised, trained group. The King is clearly an idiot, but surely he's not that big an idiot. Bear in mind that sooner or later the other daughter has to turn up alive. When she does how ar e they going to stop her telling the truth.

not a single Army of Darkness joke? wow.

"A cat in Bea Arthur's cooch." Deadpool's ears perk up

14:50, to be far, rats were a big part of the reason for the plague. She could have logically been afraid of becoming sick and dying without the DAID clause.

"Quiet, I think I hear my daughter about to put out" "Oh, I knew you'd come!" Flawless victory.

Critic: Lord Unibrow puts on his most ridiculous Power Rangers villain costume Me: I think Power Rangers has more dignity than this film...

king arthur lived on for a 1000 years, became the ambassador for south africa in los angeles and got shot in the head by detective roger murtaugh. THE END

Errr...King Arthur (who did probably exist, just hardly as glamorous and a Romano-Briton) was betrayed and died young. He did not live to old age and have children. England fell to the Saxons (btw Arthur wasn't king of the British, he was king of the Britons, there's a difference)

I believe the "Circle Builders" comment is a reference to the Stonehenge builders

I swear, the second this film was green lit, Mark Twain started turning in his grave.

Wait a minute... Craig said, "Keep the sideburns" bur sideburns weren't given their name until General Burnside... During the CIVIL WAR! (1861-1865) centuries after Arthurian times

Daniel Craig: "I would rather break this wine glass and slit both my wrists than play Bond again." Interviewer: "Hey, I heard Disney wants to do 'A Kid in King Arthur's Court 2', and wants you in it! You game for that?" Daniel Craig: "On second thought, another Bond film couldn't hurt."

Merlin: "Prepare for a story of adventure! A story of excitement! A tale of a young lad with a thirst for glory! A tale of damsels, dangers, treasure, and epic proportions! Witness the grand, epic tale of-" Me: "One Piece?!" Merlin: "No, no, no dear boy! A Kid In King Arthur's Court!" Me: Back-hands Merlin

"The sky shits out our hero"

16:37 is the perfect analogy of Anna and Elsa in Frozen.

A King In Kid Arthur's Court A Court in King Arthur's Kid