EFAP TV: Reacting to The Acolyte S01E03 - Destiny - The Famously Bad Episode

"You can't stop me" "Yes I can" "How?" "I'll kill you." Brilliant.

‘Those stupid jedi think the force is a power they wield’ 10 seconds later ‘Together we can wield the power of the force!’

“Are you all with the cult?” “We’re not a cult. We’re a coven of sapphic witches who create childre-“ “Yep this is the cult.”

If the force impregnated the witch, doesn't that make the force male? How the tables have turned

"Your enemy will not warn you when they attack" later, "attack me with all your strength!"

Writing this bad should be considered an OSHA violation... 🥁

That’s some major cult shit when the girl said she didn’t want to be a witch. “You only want to leave because you’re young. Don’t you know you wouldn’t be accepted by anyone but us?”

"There is no good or bad, only power" Villain line if Ive ever heard one

"It's not a power that you wield." A few scenes later: "This is about power, and who is allowed to use it." Did the Ahsoka writers work on this?

We’ve gone from: “They fly now” “They fly now” “They fly now” to “What have you done” “What have you done” “What have you done” See, it’s like poetry…

"There is no good or bad. There is only power.." -The Voldemort trying to get Harry to join him.

The quote “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” Is the best quote to describe modern western entertainment. Nothing even comes close to that saying to describe these people. Such a brilliant quote.

"I don't want you to go become a Jedi because we'll be seperated for a long time, so instead I'm going to kill you which definitely won't ensure that I never see you again and in a manner that is sure to kill everybody else I love as well." This is an insult to the intelligence of children her age. Absolutely flawless antagonist.

Even if they later reveal that the Jedi actually killed all of the witches and destroyed their base. It still won’t redeem Mae for trying to burn her sister alive.

The moral code is completely broken. Sure, the jedi aren't saints in this episode, but this bunch of cultists -Immediately responded in hostility against the Jedi -Threatened to kill them -TORTURED one of them, even choosing the youngest one too -Pretty much manipulate their children We are supposed to feel bad for them. One of the actors had said in their interview ''Well Anakin [Fcking hell] killed the whole Death Star''. They might intentionally believe that the lesbian cultists and Mae aren't doing anything wrong. These people are psychopaths

The parents literally let the dark side twin do twisted stuff and attack her sister, then they acted shocked when they find out she hates her life and wants to leave. They are doing a hilariously bad job at bluring the line between good and bad.

"I won't let you leave!" "What are you going to do?" "I'll kill you!" "Um...won't that achieve the same result as me leaving? I won't be around either way." "First you want to leave, and then you use logic! YOU MUST DIE!"

"Whatever is in your heart, say the opposite" Are we supposed to believe this coven of witches truly care for these kids?

Shoutout Fringy, MauLer, and Das for pumping out the Acolyte edits so quickly!

Girl raised by lesbian mothers immediately emotionally bonds to the first father figure to appear, the most realistic part of this show.