Luke, Did I Ever Tell You About Ahsoka Tano?

JoJakelion
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Published 2023-01-29
Luke, If you meet her again, Don't do it. You'll rot it off, That many partners will give you something that induces psychiatric disorders, I've often wondered if that's what made your father go insane. Pirate Crotch Rot Luke
All Comments (21)
  • @rileyd2025
    The “and she was a good friend” makes it 10x funnier
  • @itsmeko1712
    barely legal in most systems is such an insane line 😭
  • @xSharpW
    Now she's Luke's cougar exotic alien aunt
  • @aldayalnite
    “So we told her there are no panties in space” that line cracks me up every time I think of it
  • @user-xe4zk9ht6r
    People must have been confused about that line back in the day, but it just shows George's grander vision
  • @nothingisawesome
    "part of official Jedi training of course" I mean, of course. We all know the lore
  • @Nik-bd8om
    "and once in a while we would even have the enitre 501st run a train over her" ... The 501st had around 9,216 troopers in their ranks. Poor Ahsoka.
  • @pewpsquad
    “A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age” 💀💀💀
  • @Deggy1012
    "My lord is that legal?" "I will make it legal"
  • @prickly10000
    Gives Yoda's line. " he is too old to start the training" all new meaning
  • @thealmightyuntensil2368
    Lmao the way Luke is simultaneously confused, disgusted but also interested at the same time really sells this 😂
  • @lucasfabisiak9586
    "It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea." I'm dead 😂
  • @miguelz5759
    “…and she was a good friend “ best delivery for this whole monologue
  • @d-man9921
    "You can't throw me in jail anymore, I am a force ghost." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • @maskednil
    Kids these days won't know the struggle. Until the 3D animated Clone Wars came out, we all wondered about what the hell Obi Wan was talking about.