I Hired Special Forces To Beat My Friends At Paintball

I reckon they didn't hate me by the end...

I like to think they're so well trained that their faces blur automatically & their voices drop several octaves just on pure training. No editors touched them.

At this point I don't know why any of Max's associates still even trust him

Max: "I don't understand why people would go and pay money to be shot" Also Max: wearing a shirt that says "SEEK DISCOMFORT"

There's war journalists that go into the frey to capture the horrors of war, and then there's Max, who goes into the trenches to tell us how we can save time and money by using Adobe.

I like the idea of SAS soldiers getting super serious into paintballing.

Max is the living definition of "and I took that personally"

Max to SAS Soldiers: "I have to say the caps make you look hard as nails" Max's Friend: "Either a really tough man or just phenomenal at fishing..." Had me wheezing for a minute, well played

the way Max described his friends was hilarious... “four individuals who all apologized when a drink is spilled onto them” HAHAHAHAHAHA

Only Max Fosh is the kind of guy to hire former military personell to shoot balls of paint at his friends.

I like how Max is talking about how playing paintball hurts while wearing a Yes Theory "Seek Discomfort" shirt.

Reminds me of the time I brought my friend who was a veteran of US Special Forces who operated in 3 tours to an airsoft game. We won 38/40. The only 2 games we lost was when he was eating pizza and chatting with one of the referees. I wouldn't be surprised if he still holds the record for most kills at the arena

The SAS dude that got hit had me wheezing, sounds like a natural gamer.

The SAS who got hit response was absolutely priceless. You know he got absolutely destroyed by the boys on the way home

Max is the kind of guy who would hire F1 racers for a gokart race

the last one was class, basically you need like 100 regular people to take on a squad of 4 SAS and accomplish "break even"

i cant believe Max brought John 'Soap' Mactavish, Captain John Price, Simon 'Ghost' Riley and Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick to life just to beat his friends in paintball, i can feel max's dedication coming inside me

I can't help but think it would have been funnier if they didn't know they were against soldiers, and you told them afterwards

Watching paintball between different nations special forces would be incredibly entertaining.

You should have enlisted a local tournament paintball team to see the outcome. I started playing paintball in 1988, played tournaments for around 20 years, national sponsors etc. Played against the best of the best in the world from NPPL days to NXL. Over the years there's been many times we've had a group of military guys or a local swat team show up and they never did well lol Usually got upset. I'm not taking anything away from anyone military, much respect and thank you for your service! But paintball is nothing like the training they have. They train to stay alive at all costs. Paintball players just walk off the field and come back next game. We always aggressively overwhelmed them. A good paintball team knows how to sweet spot, take a few off the break and end a game in 15 seconds. Or make a bunker run to take out a key position, or 2 or 3 opponents knowing we will get shot, but leaving us in a 4 on 2 advantage. The moves we make in paintball usually come across as completely stupid to a military person and would get you killed in battle. It's just a different world. Paintball is a game for points, closer to a cross between basketball and chess than it is actual combat.