SMOSH ASSASSIN'S CREED 4 SONG
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Publicado 2013-10-18
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●LYRICS●
Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map
HOOK
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
REPEAT
They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
CHORUS
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
END CHORUS
HOOK x2
Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps
CHORUS
HOOK x2
Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all
I wake up (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Love to drink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
I stink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't shower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Far from home (Cuz I'm a pirate)
All alone
CHORUS
HOOK x2
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This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Mixed by Peter de Leon
Backing Vocals: Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Asst. Director - Frank Cosgriff
Dir. Of Photography - John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Cam / Cam Ops - Ian Webb, Ivan Harder, Phil Mohr
Drone Cam Op - Jonathan Joiner
Sound - Ivan Harder
Head MUA- Nicole Chilelli
MUAs - Courtney Carmack, June Ray Adelman
Hair - Tania Voochen
Wardrobe & Costumes - Felicia Cowley
Wardrobe & Costume Asst. - Javier Gomez
Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower
Production Designer - Ryan Brett Puckett
Art Director - Jonathan Bell
Prop Master - Patrick Egan
Key Scenic Artist - Lynn Malmberg
Scenic Painter - Peter Van Dyke
Carpenters - Kyle Rettinger, Jon Hooker, Jeff Berkume, Ryan Caplan
Art PAs - Anthony Melanson, Zane Boyer
Post Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
DIT & Assistant Editor - Shawna Smith
Colorist - Mike Burton
Bloopers - Ryan Brett Pucket
BTS - Phil Mohr
PA - Julie Pritchard
●CAST●
Edward Kenway - Ian Hecox
Blackbeard - Anthony Padilla
Blackbeard's Wench - Rae Wright
Ship Wenches - Rae Wright
Sexy Wenches - Nicole Chilelli & Felicia Cowley
Pirate Band - Ryan Todd, Andy Southard, Patrick Picche
Featuring Joshua Overnshire, Matt Sohinki, David Moss as
Spanish Soldiers, Tavern Folk, Street Urchins, & Pirates
and Mari Takahashi as Ballerina, Pirate Queen, & Street Urchin
Spanish Soldiers:
Scott Free, Anthony Melanson, Eric Tapia, Ethan Ireland
British Soldiers:
Jason Manoogian, Stephen Crane
Pirates:
Patrick Egan, Jon Hooker, Frank Cosgriff
Tavern Folk
Nathan Taylor, Aaron Luna, Ernesto S. Bustos, Brian Rasmussen, Jason Manoogian, Sean Boncato, Cedric Johnson, Stephen Crane, Tressa Ohler, Lauryn Gardner, Margaret Upton, Krystina Mae, Veronica Jarboe, Lindsey Hoopes, Christa Cranmer, Jessica Benz, Christina Marie, Haley Borchers, Deborah Jimenez
●Special thanks●
Thanks to McFarlane Toys for the killer blades: smo.sh/HiddenBlade
Melinda Moses at National Park Service
Joe Follansbee at Grays Harbor Historical Seaport Authority
Capt. Mark, First Mate Eamon, and the entire crew of the Hawaiian Chieftan
Decades Costume Shop & Broadway Costumes
The Track Shack
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Todos los comentarios (21)
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Damn I miss Ian and Anthony songs..
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I wish i could go back to the days where YouTube was still like this
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Comes back 7 years later still knows the lyrics and singing along Edit: can’t believe its allready been 10 years now. Still singing along and playing the game.
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When you have actually played Assassin’s Creed IV and remembered that Blackbeard and Edward were friends...
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That moment when you realize Smosh got a freakin pirate ship for this video
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damb i feel like a veteran. starting this new decade with this old banger
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2013 Me: THIS IS EPIC 2016 Me: what was wrong with me 2019 Me: THIS IS STILL EPIC
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I'm binge watching their videos again because they just announced that they're back!
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This was the shit back in the day man. When i was in middle school me and my friends were blasting this shit in the classroom and always got detention.
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yo ho yo ho pirates life for meeee!!! yo ho yo ho Downloading for free!!!
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When you still remeber the lyrics, IM STILL WORTHY
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Imagine these two coming back to Smosh in a year or two and continue making these masterpieces
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You can see all of the smosh games crew in this video, you just have to look closely.
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This one isn’t remembered as often as the others, but it’s a mother fucking classic in my mind.
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smosh was so ahead of their time with their production
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oh me, just crying over the fact that we need to go back to 2013
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Childhood is loving this song. Adolescence is cringing at this song. Adulthood is letting go of angst, and once again LOVING. THIS. SONG.
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"Our old content was just immature jokes we made in our teens and early 20's" This shit is just a banger and y'all had fun doing it. Don't try to pass it off as poor content cause you're aging.
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i love noticing all the old smosh in the background like joven, mari and that crew, wow i will forever love smosh
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2020 me: Haha good memories Thank y’all for the 1k likes I really appreciate it!!
