Conan Travels - "Conan House-Hunts with Jordan Schlansky" - 7/29/09
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Publicado 2015-06-18
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Of course he's clean. He prepares his body in various ways.
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No disrespect to any of the other late night hosts, but I do believe Conan is the genius of the lot.
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Jordan rocking that early 2000's style is killing me XD
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You can really notice a difference between then and now. He's really learned to acclimate to the human ways over the years. Goes to Italy. Has a wife. He's been a good advance man for THE COMING FLEET.
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0:12 "Judy, I'm not like other people." Is there like an award for biggest understatement, that we can give that guy?
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"If I had a balloon full of acid I would throw it at you, melt your face off, and watch the skull bore me" is a top 10 Conan line.
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"I'm not like other people." That's how Jordan should always introduce himself.
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Jordan aged 30 years between 2009 and 2019. It's unfortunate his species experiences time differently from our own.
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Conan and jordan need a show together where they just go do random shit like this. id watch it all the time
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the way Jordans walking in to the studio looking at the audience like the empire he's built
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"It's the end of a long day. You've creeped out your quotient of people for the day. Everybody's weirded out. You come home alone. You reheat a spring roll, wonder why God made you this way, and now it's time to go to sleep." Has Conan been reading my diary?
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NBC took this down, again. I re-uploaded it, again. NBC, try harder.
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I've watched this ∞ times. "You reheat a spring roll, you wonder why God made you this way, and now it's time to go to sleep" is one of the greatest things ever said.
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Its rough and its raw Its arched and dramatic Its sloped and its full of life
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"He was toilet trained by Gianni Versace" 2:30 LMAO
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I love how you can tell when Jordan is about to crack up. he looks away, and you can almost see the corners of his mouth curling.
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Conan was on fire in this. Comedic gems were rolling of his tongue like the Sun glinting shades of crimson off the Pacific on a warm spring sunset.
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Jordan: I want it. Realtor: We'll do it. WHOA.
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"I'm not like other people. I want a place that represents my own personality and spirituality. I'm new to L.A." Umm, Jordan, this statement proves you're exactly like everyone else in L.A.
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The Jordan bits are the best thing Conan has ever done.
