Dave the Diver - As Far As I Can Sea

I really hope Jon plays more of this, he's barely scratched the surface of the sheer, glorious INSANITY of this game.

Maybe Dave just has a kind of extreme humbleness or low self-esteem, seeing everyone else's acts as incredible but not thinking much of going down to the crushing depths on a daily basis because that's just what he does.

Haha, panicking at low air and swims straight past an escape pod. At least he still made it out

"I don't care if they are the monsters of the sea, as long as they keep paying this well!" It turns out the true monster of the sea was Man(y a True Nerd)!

A joke i think Jon will love: Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss calls his bluff, “Okay Dave, how about Tom Cruise?” “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave and his boss fly to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door. Tom Cruise shouts, “Dave! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!” Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. “No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says. “The US President,” his boss quickly retorts. “Yup,” Dave says, “Old buddies. Let’s fly to Washington.” And off they go. At the White House, the President spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a beer first and catch up.” Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. “The Pope!” his boss replies. “Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square when Dave says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” He disappears into the crowd, headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later, Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony. By the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?” His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw… you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, ‘Who is that on the balcony with Dave?'”

When Jon found the Sleepy Toy Hammer,I was almost expecting him to exclaim, “10 OUT OF 10, GAME OF THE YEAR!” 😃

Hey Jon, one small tip for the resturant. There's a way to choose the menu then set it to be "on demand" so it only makes the needed food and doesn't waste your fish. It was a fun video, glad you enjoyed yourself.

Both Dave the guy and Dave the game are life goals. If they can achieve great successes with their go-get attitudes, you can too!

I can 100% endorse Subnautica Valley as a game concept.

There are underwater guns and ammunition. Mostly just avoiding the whole thing of fire in firearm, and making the bullets thinner to better slide through dense water.

This 100% needs to come back in a live stream!

Not even 2 minutes in and this game looks absolutely stunning, so beautiful.

Guns actually do work underwater, just not the same as out of the water. Interestingly the soviets actually created guns specifically designed to work underwater and issued them out to specialist soldiers.

This feels like a game made for Jon and his silliness.

Happy to sea being under water is no barrier to moseying

The Koreans are really stepping up their game these days. This game, Lies of P, Lobocorp and their new roguelike, it's like they're finally putting their experience from decades of churning out MMORPGs to good use and making genuinely fun and beautiful titles.

Aww man, I thought this was going to be about a Premier League footballer ;-p This feels like one of those games that Jon sat down to play for a bit and then 18 hours passed. Which bodes very well indeed.

24:51 The king of perception strikes again.

Dang it, Jon. You've cost me so much money over the years. Now there's another game I'm gonna buy.

What the hell Dave, unget a hobby or two! Photography, Diving, Fishing, Entrepreneurialism, biology, research, finance.