Steven Seagal: Bullshido Master
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Published 2024-03-31
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Steven Seagal has one of the most incredible story any human being could have. And on top of that, it's almost true.
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All Comments (21)
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Seagal knows Karate, Kung Fu, Aikido, Taekwondo and lots of other dangerous words.
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His hairline is the greatest comeback story of all time.
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It's pretty simple. He's a Russian Mongol from the Deep South who was raised in a shoebox by B.B.King who taught him martial arts and the Blues.
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The director yelled "cut", but Seagal never left character
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What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian doing the longest joke in human history
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The greatest French Russian Mohawk Mongolian Texas Asian wop man of all time.
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69th degree black belt in the art of Bullshido.
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"You still fight ? You still dangerous ?" "Only to helpless women."
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Steven seagal went so deep into one of his characters he never came back.
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Steven Segal is like a cult leader without a cult, a dictator without a country, a movie star without any good movies, a martial artist without any credibility.
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There needs to be a string of Steven Segal jokes that are the direct opposition to Chuck Norris jokes.
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Gotta love how he starts talking like a southern Baptist preacher when he's talking about his "blues career".
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No box of donuts has survived a battle with Steven Seagal. Ever.
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Steven Seagal is like a guy doing an impression of Steven Seagal.
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Ironic that a man who's played the American Hero ends up running from the law and moving to Russia.
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He served in the Gravy SEALS, then went to Meal Team Six, transferred to Spaetzle Forces, was a Semper Pie, then finished in Delta Forks. Dangerous in any buffet. Now he looks like Eddie Munster with his asbestos hair piece. π
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Biggest "she goes to a different school" known to man
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No one's more impressed with Steven seagal than Steven seagal
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My grandmother looked 100% Mohawk, I mean she had a Mohawk, I mean she had a hawk named Mo ππ
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I love how Jean-Claude picked up on the "Steven waddle". That man has had such a strange way of walking forever.
