Reviewing My Old Reviews

“you killed my moms sister” is me trying to reach the word count on my essay

alternate title: Marcus realizing how nice he used to be compared to how mean he is now

Marcus scared me when he said Spiderverse and Blade Runner 2049 weren’t 9s. The relief when he deemed them each a 10 was insane and he’s correct.

This is why I watch Marcus. While even though I don’t agree with him on everything, it’s still entertaining to see a differing opinion and it’s even more entertaining when we agree on something.

This feels like the 47 minute video equivalent of when your brain reminds you of something embarrassing you did years ago while you’re trying to sleep.

Marcus is like that teacher that grades your paper so harshly , so you go back and ask why you got that grade, and so they go through it with you and tell you that your lucky they gave you that high a score in the first place

Marcus: I must've been high during my reviews! Also Marcus: Drinks during his MCU reviews

Seeing Marcus find his love for Aquaman has been a hell of a ride, best character arc I've seen in a while.

Marcus facing his Aquaman Arc is proper anime protagonist development.

Alternate title: How Marcus learned to stop worrying and love Aquaman.

Petition for Marcus to make an X-Men All Movies Reviewed And Ranked Video

"Solo is so good, it's fucking hideous"

"There are so many Spider-Man movies that are better than Homecoming* Only gives Spider Verse a higher score

Its nice to see Marcus complete his arc and finally give spider-verse an 11.

Timestamps if anyone needs it: (0:00) Intro (1:41) Samurai Jack Season 5 - 7/10 (2:46) Wonder Woman - 6/10 (4:10) Castlevania - 7/10 (4:35) Star Wars: Rebels - 2/10 (4:56) Hellblade - 10/10 (5:15) Death Note - 8 and 4/10 (6:10) Neo Yokio - 3/10 (6:47) Blade Runner 2049 - 10/10 (7:38) Good Burger - 10/10 (7:41) Pacific Rim 2 - 1/10 (8:18) Devilman Crybaby - 9/10 (8:34) Ready Player One - 4.5/10 ---------- 10:12 Marvel Video (10:25) Iron Man - 6/10 (11:03) Incredible Hulk - 3/10 (11:20) Iron Man 2 - 4/10 (11:42) Thor - 3/10 (12:01) Captain America 1 - 5/10 (12:20) Avengers 1 - 8/10 (12:45) Iron Man 3 - 8/10 (13:05) Thor 2 - 1/10 (13:54) Captain America Winter Soldier - 7/10 (14:27) Guardians Of The Galaxy 1 - 9/10 (14:42) Avengers: Age Of Ultron - 4/10 (15:39) Ant Man 1 - 3/10 (16:13) Civil War - 5/10 (16:41) Doctor Strange - 5/10 (17:04) Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 - 7/10 (17:22) Spiderman Homecoming - 7.5/10 (17:40) Thor Ragnarok - 8/10 (18:59) Black Panther - 4/10 (19:36) Infinity War - 9/10 ---------- 19:54 End Of Marvel Video (19:54) Ant Man 2 - 2/10 ---------- 20:57 Spider Guy Videos (20:57) Spider-Man 1 - 6 and 10/10 (21:50) Spider-Man 2 - 7/10 (22:31) Spider-Man 3 - 3 and 9.5/10 (23:26) Amazing Spider-Man - 3/10 (23:38) Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 2/10 ---------- 23:45 End Of Spider Guy Videos Spider-Man PS4 (23:47) Spider-Man PS4 - 8/10 (23:59) Venom - 3/10 (24:27) Ax Em - 10/10 (24:49) Halloween 2018 - 5/10 (25:15) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - 10/10 (25:36) Birdbox - ???/10 (26:17) Kingdom Hearts 3 - 3/10 (26:54) Alita Battle Angel - 7/10 (27:31) Captain Marvel - ???/10 (28:26) Fantastic Beasts 2 - 2/10 (28:46) Shazam - 7/10 (29:18) Avengers Endgame - ???/10 (30:10) Detective Pikachu - /10 (30:39) Game Of Thrones - 4/10 (31:44) Toy Story 4 - ???/10 (32:25) Far From Home - 7/10 (32:54) Fast And Furious movies - 5, 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 7, 9 (spinoff: 2) /10 (34:45) Daredevil - 4/10 (35:01) It Chapter 2 - 2/10 (35:45) Joker - 7/10 (36:25) The Lighthouse - 10/10x ---------- 36:48 Star Wars Videos (36:53) A New Hope - 10/10 (37:12) Empire Strikes Back - 8,9,10/10 (37:27) Return of the Jedi - 5/10 (37:37) The Phantom Menace & Attack Of The Clones - 3/10 (38:10) Revenge Of The Sith - 4/10 (38:25) The Force Awakens - 7/10 (39:04) Rouge One - 6 or 5/10 (39:46) The Last Jedi - 6/10 (40:29) Solo - 8/10 (41:38) Rise Of Skywalker - ???/10 ---------- 42:39 Star Wars Videos (42:39) Birds Of Prey - 5/10 (43:00) Catwoman - 2/10 (43:19) The Last Airbender Movie - 1/10 (43:50) Resident Evil 3 - 5/10 (44:02) FF7 Remake - /10 (44:43) TLOU 2 - 7/10 (45:29) Aquaman - 7.5/10 (46:07) Avengers (game) - 2/10 (46:30) The Boys - 9 and 7/10 I did this for fun. What's wrong with me?

Old Marcus: Gives a completely fair and reasonable score Current Marcus: WAS I ON CRACK?????

Your grading scale had the consistency of the Terminator timeline

The Spiderverse rescore was honestly the best redemption arc ever

Your reviews are either the exact opposite of what I think or they precisely reflect my opinions, with no in-between. I love it, keep it up man.

This is gonna be more fuel for the people who get pissed because reviewers aren’t always consistent or walk back on things said previously.