Wall Street's Nose Dive | T**** Thinks He's A Religious Hero With A High IQ

Published 2022-05-05
It's been a rough week on Wall Street after the Fed raised interest rates, and our former president claims to have done more for all religions than anyone who has ever lived. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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All Comments (21)
  • @Dan-ud8hz
    “I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ; I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial, and hypocritical Christianity of this land. Indeed, I can see no reason, but the most deceitful one, for calling the religion of this land Christianity. I look upon it as the climax of all misnomers, the boldest of all frauds, and the grossest of all libels.” ― Frederick Douglass, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave
  • “Politicians usually hide behind three things: the flag, the Bible, and children.” – George Carlin
  • @joej2353
    “Nobody has done more for Christianity than me…” clearly from a man who has obviously never used a bible for anything more than a photo op.
  • @jordicano5503
    Following T****'s mindset, I can very well say that, after learning how to play the harmonica for less than a year, "nobody has done more for the world of music than me".
  • Went to my doctor last week for a check up. She asked me if I needed a refill on my anti- anxiety medication. Told her no as Trump is no longer in office. She laughed like I was kidding.
  • @jwilk5606
    I stand correct, Trump did more for Christians. He made all of us pray to God for a better president.
  • Dear Jon Batiste, I am so very sorry to learn you are home sick with covid. You are in my thoughts and prayers for a very speedy recovery. Miss seeing you and your beautiful spirit on the show. Take it easy, rest and follow your doctor's instructions. God bless you 🙏!
  • I'm so happy that we can still hear your cameraman's laugh with the live audience. It's so infectious!
  • “In every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the People.” ― Eugene Debs
  • @casbot71
    There should be a passage in the Bible describing the Antichrist making the statement that "no one has done more for religion than me".
  • @BMrider75
    The 'burger on a string' image was brilliant.
  • It's quite pathetic that he's still bragging about a dementia test... It was pathetic enough that he bragged about it in the first place.
  • @janea4777
    “He thinks we don’t call him stupid? What a moron”. 😂😂😂😂
  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    The burger on a string, priceless! 🤣🤣🤣
  • @maxxsbrother2
    The only way that 45 is good for religion is if you forgot what the 10 commandments were and needed a reminder of what NOT to do.
  • It's absolutely mind boggling that a politician gets caught on audio saying he will advise a wannabe dictator who just incited an insurrection, to resign but has to now backtrack because that's somehow bad for his party. WTF...
  • I'm a pagan. For the first time in my life I've been harassed about it starting in 2018. It's 2022 and I still get it now. My next door neighbor is Egyptian and Muslim marrying into a Catholic family. My neighbors families have no issues with this. But in 28 years of being here, my neighbor is having issues now with people. To me, his wedding is everything I love about America. Two of his four groomsmen are Jewish, third I'm pagan, and fourth is his youngest brother (also Muslim). My mom is a bridesmaid (evangelical Christian). And to me, that's everything I love about this stupid beautiful fucked up country. It's all of us coming together and celebrating all for all and cheering each other on. Whatever deity you believe in, bless the United States, bless the world, and let's see an end to violent and hateful division. My Mom and I agree on almost nothing, but I still see her almost every day and we enjoy the time together.
  • @samory280
    Lord, millions cast them ballots for this guy. May I wake up to realise it never happened