When Asian Parents just MAKE STUFF UP

I felt like a complete failure since I failed the bar exam this year, but as an Asian, now I'm proud of myself because I can cook rice. Thank you, Steven.

“Those who drink cold water become ugly” caught me laughing so hard

"Hey, why are we speaking English?!" I laughed harder than I probably should have.

"An empty browsing history says more than a full one" - Sun Tzu

I love how Steven's Dad started out with an actual common saying and then progressively got more and more nonsensical. Like how tf did he get from "early bird gets the worm" to "those who drink cold water become ugly"

Stephen's dad invented physics, so he could easily time travel for the sole purpose of spreading word of Stephen's failure. These stories became legend, passed down through the He family until they reached Stephen's dad, thus completing the failure time loop.

“Those who play Xbo-“ while bro held a ps5 controller😂

My daughter bought me a coffee mug that had "Emotional Damage" printed on it with Steven pic.. I just about died. Best MEME ever!

Steven's dad's disappointment was so great, it rippled back through time to warn his ancestors. Random observation: Steven looks good in that black robe thing!

You know what they say lah, watching Steven He makes you get straight A+’s

'Those who eat with fork instead of chopstick will never get fortune cookie'

I find it awesome that "Steven He" is such a talented actor, as well as playing all of the characters in his stories. I mean, for example, in "How Asians Pack School Lunch 2," the two non Asian students are never seen on the screen together. But while they are laughing their short term delight, I feel like I can see both students at the same time. That is how good of an actor he is. The channel employs high quality cinematography, and if there is anything to wish for in the productions, he incorporates it into the story. Plus, I think his Asian background give him some insight to parody, and his Irish background gives him an amazing sense of humor. If Steven He sees this, keep up the good work!

"those who don't eat their broccoli.. will always be 5'2" words of the wise

Love how the dad always dodges every logical fallacy. "Drinking cold water makes you ugly." "Why?" "Because I said so."

Ancient Chinese Wisdom: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot." 😁🧘

Bro the "they will be know for saying emotional damage" made me laugh cause it's true😂

Steven making jokes about his own appearance is the most random thing ever 😂

Love the fact that some of the quotes have been so memed on they get used irl. "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" "When I was your age, I used to go uphill BOTH WAYS" "My other leg was starting a business"

1:55 killed me😂😂😂I'm crying, I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂this video made my ni

When he said the word "Subscribe" at 0:41 , the Subscribe button flashed in my phone. Why wouldn't I press it. I Subscribed with immediate effect 😂