Friday Joke - The Front Fell Off

"What's the minimum crew requirement?" "Well one, I suppose" 🤣🤣

The Senator should be a Boeing spokesman.

That's like the military cadet who was asked how many pieces an artillery projectile explodes into. He replied, "Certainly no less than two."

"There's nothing out there, just sea and birds and fish..." And? "and 20,000 tons of crude oil" and what else "and a fire." lol

"well cardboard is out" Still makes me laugh, no matter how often I watched it :D

a wave hit it. A wave? at sea, chance in a million lmao

Here in 2022, this would pass as a real interview and be dead serious.

The ONLY YT vid of this sketch that has the last joke ("call me a cab...") in it. All the rest - the back fell off.

The ending killed me, because I didn't expect it until a half second before it was said. It was so out of nowhere, and yet so predictable at the same time. And so perfect.

A friend sent me this to remind me of an incident, many years ago, when we had a two man radio controlled aircraft club that specialised in unusual and experimental flying models. I decided one drunken night, in a flash of inspiration, that I would make a radio controlled plane out of cardboard. I built it, installed all the radio gear and a 4cc nitro engine, the whole plane was sealed against any fuel leaks etc. The plane flew a number of times and flew very well for a 6' span cardboard plane and then, during it's last ever flight.................. The front fell off.

They should do a Boeing "The Door fell off".

"some are built so the front does not fall off at all" lol

"A wave hit the ship." "Is that unusual?" "Oh yeah...at sea? Chance in a million." Absolutely freakin' hilarious.

"We're in the shit mate. We - are - in - the - shit!"

16 years later and this is still absolute gold!! I hope everyone is doing well because I’m not. I’m old now, and I think my front fell off….

"well, some of em are built so the front doesn't fall off at all." "well, wasn't this one build so the front doesn't fall off?" "well obviously not!" "how do you know?" "Because the front fell off and 20,000 tons of crude oil spilled into the sea caught fire! it's a bit of a give away!" on of the greatest sketches EVAR!

The ship's been towed beyond the environment. Why don't they just do this whenever there's an oil spill?

It astounds me how few people realize this was a comedy skit by comedian John Clarke.

1.Would you call me a cab 2. I thought you came in a car 1. Well the front fell off

If I’m ever feeling a little down, this is a go to. Hilarious every single time. I wonder if these two knew how timeless this skit would be.