Jared Fogle Got What He Deserved...
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Published 2024-06-18
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All Comments (20)
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one thing is for certain: he spent his life trying to get in to smaller pants
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I remember working at Subway when his crimes started coming to light. One night, corporate ordered every single piece of advertisement that had his face or name on it to get torn down and thrown out before the media got ahold of the story. They wanted to cut ties IMMEDIATELY. They refused to tell us what ws going on, because they didn't want us telling the customers. It was a crazy time
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The thing that creeps me out the most about Jared's last commercial, isn't just the emphasis put on children, but also the fact that it's animated in a way that's appealing to children
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Never once in my life did I ever expect to hear the phrase "legally bread."
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I remember asking my parents why the subway man was no longer in the commercials and they told me he died bc they didnโt wanna explain to their child what he did ๐๐
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His cameo on Smiling Friends was the real jumpscare
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Now heโs eating foot longs in prison.
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That commercial actually made me chuckle! I pulled the ripped cord and nothing...so I thought to myself; "what would Jared do?" *AAAHhhh!!! AAAAaaaahhhh!!!
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Jared "I've lost so much weight there's room for a kid in my pants" Fogle
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This was a fantastic lesson as someone who works in marketing: never, ever base your entire brand on a single person you found off the street.
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Oompa: "I'm not a sugar salesman" Also oompa: owns a candy brand
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Larsons not locked in there with Fogle, Fogles locked in there with Larson.
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Heโs also locked in the same prison as Daniel Larson too.
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$100,000 to each victim accumulating to $1,400,000. Thatโs 14 victimsโฆ.. how did he only get 15 years?!
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Jared ended his career the same way he started it, by getting into smaller pants
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Jared actually lost weight by his exercise regimen consisting of chasing unaccompanied children around the playground
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Met him once. My husband and some others were in their AF uniforms and Jared insisted on boarding before them and let's just say ppl on board didn't take kindly to that. He tried to apologize but the other passengers booed him.
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As someone named Jarred, Jared Fogle is the worst thing that happened to me. Once a week, I get, "Jarred? Like the subway guy?"
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Whenever I go to Subway, I always ask the employees what ever happened to Jared Fogle? They always look at me funny lol
