Why Did KFC Make A Romance Movie

My life goal is now to be so annoying that somebody pays me $500,000 to disappear.

If the mom wanted her daughter to marry into money she could’ve just let Jessica marry Harland cause he’s clearly a very successful chef

Honestly I'm just impressed at the writers' self control for not having a "finger lickin' good" joke somewhere in there

Her mom could’ve solved her problems so easily: 1. Marry the man herself 2. Fire the chef

this whole movie sounds like a wattpad fanfic about kfc guy

Every Hallmark Movie: - independent business woman lead (usually a journalist) - can’t focus on Christmas because the big project is due - has a boyfriend that she doesn’t like - goes back to her hometown which is famous for being very Christmassy - meets attractive boy (sometimes they have a history) - he teaches her the meaning of Christmas - she breaks up with her boyfriend - she stays at her hometown with this new boy - at some point there is a montage of her getting to know him - at the beginning there is usually a sassy black character that is only there for comedy - sometimes doesn’t like Christmas because something bad happened to her family at Christmas (death, divorce, etc)

this move feels like its based on a fan fiction a 14 year old had written about them falling in love with their celebrity crush

The "A woman and daughter are in debt and the daughter has to marry a rich man that she obviously doesn't like, but the arranged husband and the mom obviously like each other and are having an affair and the reason why he wants to marry the daughter is so that he can keep having those affairs" plot really makes me think they made this stupid on purpose. Like... yeah, what's the issue? Is the mom worried that she's gonna look like a cougar who preys on younger men? I genuinely don't think a lot of people would care (which concerns me a bit, but that's a whole different can of worms).

The “secret recipe” that billy found wasn’t even a fucking recipe! It may as well have been a sticky note with doodles on it.

“Don’t call me crouton” is the new “nobody puts baby in a corner”

danny clearly doesn’t understand the appeal of a large buff beefy man who is very shy and quiet. i guess the appreciation of babygirl energy from grown men evades some of us.

I actually really like how he is awkward, as someone who is really awkward myself because I struggle socially due to autism, i like seeing someone who is "weird" being seen as desirable. This is actually a very normal and realistic circumstance considering that many people are awkward, especially around people they are attracted to!

The “secret’s out chicken man” line is absolutely the best line ever said in a movie ever

so this is what they spend their money on rather than paying me more than minimum wage

The actor for Colonel Sanders looks like hes always trying to make the :3 face irl

They really need to keep this going, movies from restaurants: Olive Garden - The Magic Breadstick Texas Roadhouse - A Steak Too Far McDonald's - Down to Clown Burger King - Quarter Pound-her Taco Bell - Yo Quiero Taco Hell Chick Fil A - something about Jesus

“a film by jean” yeah i wouldn’t put my last name either, jean.

That $500,000 that Billy tried to use to “buy off” Harland probably could’ve paid off their debt.......?

I've rewatched this so many times and I just noticed Danny completely doesn't know what an S in cursive looks like, even with the context of knowing the person's full name.

Danny: WHY DONT YOU MARRY THE CHOCOLATE MAN! The film: reveals that the mother and said man were having an affair Danny: NO NO NO