Anyone But You is hilariously dumb

Sydney Sweeney would make such a great Pirate name

I didn't know it was possible to put almost every wattpad trope in one movie, but here we are.

"Why did you break up?" "Because we never fought." That's a red flag

What is with parents and thinking that it’s cool for them to just invite their child’s ex boyfriend/girlfriend to these big family celebrations? It’s like “Yeah our kid may not like them anymore but I thought he/she was cool and so I’m just gonna make them put up with it”

Why is it that almost every time a romcom character is in law school or a med school student, they decide to drop out? I'm surprised they didn't show us that Bee's secret passion was becoming a pastry baker.

Hear me out free movie idea. Two people have to pretend to be in a relationship, they hate each other. They continue to hate each through out the entire film. They don’t fall in love by the end of the movie, it’s just two people who despise each other having to pretend to be together

breaking up with someone because you don't fight enough has got to be the biggest red flag I've ever seen

Am I the only person that always AMAZED by the long-term memory people have in rom-coms? Like, seriously, the amount of couples that meet once and then don’t see each other or talk for + 2 years, meet by chance and immediately recognise/remember each other…. It would be one thing to remember the interaction if it was meaningful, but to remember exactly what they look like with enough confidence to walk right up to them and restart that years old conversation! If you really want a relatable main character, have the girl completely blank on who the guy is, but she’s such a people-pleaser (and he’s hot, so) she just pretends to know him for the rest of the movie, growing increasingly more confused every time they talk 😂 “Do you remember that kiss we shared?” - “…..yeah…. It was great.”

Paxton’s always losing when it comes to Bens 💀

Um, Bee broke up with her ex because her relationship was too stable. This movie is just perpetuating the garbage idea that in order to have a successful relationship, there has to be constant chaos. Y'know it's cool if you get along with the person you love, right?

I will never understand why these filmmakers think that being clumsy is cute. I’m clumsy and this is not fun, like last month I fell in the bathroom while cleaning the cat litter and hurt my back real bad, i had a backache for almost a week after that

this checks all the boxes: - quirky and clumsy main character - misunderstanding - enemies to lovers - fake dating - dead mom - PAXTON HALL YOSHIDA??!!

So...her big sister is getting married and her mother says, "Could have been you...could still be you..." It's her OLDER sister, right? It's sort of natural if the older sister gets married before the younger, right? I don't have a sister, I can't say for certain, but it's more probable. Why is the mom acting like her younger child needs to be pitied?

"Two showers in eight hours? Get clean king!" is so stupid but I kind of love it

id be absolutely PISSED if my sister acted like this during my wedding weekend like faking a relationship and all these antics for no reason making her sisters moment all abt herself sorry

I was in a relationship when I was in college and she complained about how we never fought. It was definitely an odd complaint to hear.

If wattpad ever needs money, they just needs to make a teen romcom movie and have Alex review it

“ the bar is low ladies” Alex it’s 2024, you are correct.

7:57 my parents literally did this to me AT MY SISTER’S WEDDING!!! Why do parents, real or fictional, feel the need to remind one sibling that they aren’t married, AT THE WEDDING OF THEIR OTHER CHILD?!?! Like, this day is not about me, leave me alone!

"I don't care abt your badonkadonk or bazoongas at all... except when you want me to" is just way too real ☠