bad customers

"If you wanna ship drugs...... DON'T!" Drug trafficking reduces to 0%

- Fax! - It´s not working... - FAX!!! 😂

"Not paid enough for it to be my problem" is great advice to live by for a lot of things

Pro tip for anyone working in a job where people complain about it taking too long. Explain your steps if you have to. Remember to keep a calm tone and act as if they’re interested, because it seems like they are. It does make the process a little longer but the benefit of keeping them occupied instead of insulting you is worth it.

“I don’t care about onions” Kicks a garlic

"I wanna go home" "*GASP* Me too!" Making friends 101

"The customer is always right, in matters of taste." Is the full saying which means the opposite of what we think it means. And it's so surreal.

I love this. Working in retail made me discover how stupid people can be, how strange people can be and how stubborn people can be. It also made me way more respectful as a person because now i now the shit people have to deal with when working a customer service job. Also the customer isn’t always right, is something i agree with on a spiritual level, the ability i have learned to control my patience!

”I don’t like work, I just like moneyyy.” -Guy who spends majority of his time working

"Fax" "It isn't working" * rustle rustle * " F A X " 👁 - 👁

5:43 “you could spend 100$ on five guys” That amount of money could get you a small fry and half of a burger at five guys

I love the part where he go's "YOU'RE MEAN!" aggressively cutely chucks them out the window

"I want to go home" GASP "ME TOO" rinse and repeat for 8 hours.

"I said no pickles, peasant." 😆

I work in IT and a older woman insisted that her 86 year old rival neighbor had hacked her phone, I told her first of all it’s an iPhone so there’s no way, and second of all she probably isn’t tech savvy enough to use an iPhone, she said “oh trust me, she knows all these things, she can even change the password!” I don’t think this lady knew that changing a password was possible for the normal everyday user, she also believed that her SIM card was hacked and that this lady would delete all the stored data on the phone through the SIM card… I later found out that early stages of Alzheimer’s and dementia can cause paranoia and irrational thinking

If I was working there and that lady that said "you should have the computers on our side." I would turn the computer and say" there, do it then."

“i don’t care about onions!” kicks garlic

The ones who show up minutes before closing are a special breed of people.

you are 100% right about the food thing, never ever work at a grocery store, it is absolute hell.

Worked retail most of my life and my god. It’s one of those life experiences that everyone should have. Keeps you grounded. also, you realise that yes, some people genuinely are that dense…🙂