Bill Burr: “I’ll Never Own a Helicopter” - Full Special

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Bill Burr explains how watching MTV Cribs lowers his self-esteem, describes an incident he witnessed on the subway and shares why office work isn’t for him.

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Original airdate: February 14, 2003

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All Comments (21)
  • @modnairfeargach
    We were blessed to have Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr in our generation of comedians.
  • @elmahia
    This guy is good, if he keeps this up he just might own a helicopter one day
  • @JoeBattle
    I just actually noticed his transition between jokes is just "well anyhoo".
  • @ricky23rocket
    Seeing a Bill Burr special you haven't yet seen is something special indeed. Already legend for so long.
  • @nomadicnoize
    You have to love the fact that he does actually own a helicopter now:)
  • @badad0166
    I'll never marry, I'll never own a helicopter. Oh, Bill.
  • @znuteri3815
    "Britney Spears is 20 years old..." this clip is 100 years old.
  • @writingref
    When a guy can tell a joke about everyone and everything and everyone in his audience ends up thinking he is on their side - you have witnessed a master The true power of comedy to unify
  • @toaolisi761
    20 years later and his offensive jokes still hold up to this day. Comedic genius.
  • @danidejaneiro8378
    Imagine a time when “we’re gonna getcha” is the craziest thing you ever heard a President say….
  • @ILoveFacts333
    They say gingers have no souls, but Bill Burr manages to squeeze every drop of bitterness out of his
  • @notspacedarlings
    He’s always been a certified legendary killer, love anything from Bill Burr. 🤣
  • Update: He has a helicopter. Just goes to show you that anger is the correct path.
  • @KatieDeGo
    Bill has come so far in 20 years. Good for him ❤
  • @Wyattinous
    Man that intro brought back some memories. Early-mid 2000s sitting on the couch as a kid, going down the list of comedians currently avaliable on Comcast's On-Demand. These didnt last long but was always nice watching these with my father in the afternoons.
  • I honestly never saw this one. I love Bill Burr. His style. His material. His delivery. It's good to see he has changed nothing. He just keeps telling us about the world from his viewpoint. It's accurate. He holds NOTHING back for anyone.
  • @AVONEUS
    people watching this 100 years from now are going to be like wow this guy was funny
  • @chewbacca4778
    I can't believe I never saw this Bill Burr set before. It was so hilarious I almost peed myself 😂😂😂