Spider-Man Needs a Job

You’ve sort of misunderstood what Mayor Bloomberg meant Huggbees, he means that since no New Yorker would have the shred of decency to give up a seat for a pregnant woman, Peter is literally the greatest man he’s ever seen in his entire life (since he’s the mayor of New York) for doing something mildly nice to another human being

I like the part where Bloomberg magically absorbs all the red ink that covered Peter before talking with him. Maybe Bloomberg was bitten by a radioactive dry cleaner.

Can we acknowledge the woman wearing a sweater that literally says “made in NY” that is probably one of the most realistically absurd things I’ve seen in a comic book yet

The reason the T-Rex only appears in this one comic was because he got a job through Bloomberg’s jobs program™ cr and didn’t need to perform supervillainy anymore. This opportunity was not afforded to the Vulture, further enforcing his previous profiling.

"You wouldn't wipe your ass with shit" Is such a raw fucking line

Bloomberg feels like a Spiderman Villain whose power would be to absorb all large soda cups in a 50-mile radius.

You know a scenario that would be cooler for this? It starts with Spidey fighting one of his villains, and as usual, beating the shit out of the henchmen. One of these henchmen is given a bit more focus however, and seems kinda divided over his current criminal endeavors, having been pushed into them by simply having nowhere else that will hire him due to his criminal record. Peter learns of this and, instead of beating him up, vows to help him find a job, with the condition that he stays away from crime. THEN you introduce Workforce1, the Bloomberg cameo and all of that, now with a plot that ties directly into Spider-Man's superhero shenanigans without making the infornative part feel jarring, all while massaging Bloomberg's ego and ensuring your paycheck.

Should have come up with a villain who zaps your job away with a laser gun and Spidey has to apply for a new job with a bad resume.

Even from the initial concept, there's a problem: You can't Fire a Freelance worker. Peter doesn't Work for JJJ, he just takes pictures, and then sells them, and the Daily Bugle is just his most popular buyer. It's like if I told a cashier at a shop I go to that they're fired, it doesn't make any sense.

Let's be real, if a giant mechanical dinosaur really did attack NYC, all it would do is piss off all the people that are walking. That's the real crime.

Peter Parker's spider sense implies that he intentionally fell on Bloomberg and covered him in ink.

We need Electrosaurus in the MCU ASAP

Thank you, Mr Pringle

Fun fact! The intro to the first two Five Nights at Freddy’s games each start with a Help Wanted newspaper. It is more detailed and has more effort put into it than the one a the start of this comic. Think about, an INDIE DEVELOPER FROM 2014 has more time than MARVEL

While you were talking about the cover, all I could think about was why spiderman's left arm has 4 joints 💀

I like how you don't just point out problems, but you go on to suggest clearly superior solutions in story writing. That tends to be the much harder part.

My favorite line from this comic is when Aunt may says: "Bloomberg Petered a peck of pickled Parkers." And then spiderman says: "It's Bloomin time"

”Listen kid, I need you to help me stop the evil Dr. Giuliani”

The pregnant woman options made me laugh so hard

As a new Yorker I completely agree with these statements. In fact, meeting Bloomberg on the subway and spilling pen ink on him would just make us all happy